Your Second Round of NFL Games

As I write this the Jets are losing and Qaron is all shook up. Life’s been good to me so far this Sunday!

To The Games!

Ravens/Bengals:

Here’s a stunner-Henry leads the league in rushing after four weeks. If he can avoid injury I don’t see him relinquishing the lead the rest of the way. It looks as though Baltimore has abandoned the tight end spot as far as the offense is concerned-Andrews has no catches the past two weeks and Likely has just 56 yards receiving in the last three games. From famine to feast-wr Chase is only the 5th player to reach 4,00 yards and 30 TD’s in his first 50 games.

Colts/Jax:

Richardson was in pads late in the week but he’s listed as doubtful. More Flacco means more opportunities for both Pittman and Downs who each scored a TD last week. Progress! Trey Sermon is your Indy rb and that’s a long way down from Taylor. Lawrence has enough of his own problems, he doesn’t need his skill guys dropping over 12% of his passes.

Fins/Pats:

You thought it was impossible but Huntley threw for less than 100 yards last week. Tyreek has never scored a TD in a game that Tua has not started. Mostert has been removed from the injury report so that Miami backfield situation is all kinds of muddled. Rhamondre has dipped quite a bit from his two 100 yard outings to start the season-all the way down to 33 yards total. With qb play being so bad, he’s seeing a ton of heavy man fronts.

Browns/Commies:

Watson can look across the field and see what he once was. If he’s ever going to regain form it should be against this 30th ranked secondary. Amari is feeling the pain as well, he’s got a 43% catch rate-he’s got be frustrated. The Commies backfield is up in the air what with Robinson’s status, Ekeler concussed and the slight emergence of McNichols.

Bills/Texans:

Beware Flying Balls! Also, Beware Revenge Game Narrative! (we seem to have one every week) Just curious, why do you sign Curtis Samuel and not play him? He’s participated in just 30% of all offensive snaps so far. With Shakir out look for Kinkaid to be involved more. Wait! A relevant tight end-what does that look like?

Panthers/Bears:

Old Man Dalton has actually given Carolina some life. Both Diontae and rook Xavier Legette have TD’s to their name now. Chicago’s pass D has been fairly stalwart so far this season so maybe the optimism comes to a grinding halt like it does everywhere all the time. I guess that just means more work for Chuba. He’s up for it, having crossed the 100 yard mark in his last two games. Swift temporarily stalled the Roschon Replacement Talk but for how long?

Enjoy.

 

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Redshirt

Free football? Ok, I guess.

fleshwound_NPG

lol bama falling to just 7

should be down to the 7th circle of hell for losing to vandy

fleshwound_NPG

oh shit houston

Unsurprised

Hell of a kick

Dunstan

NY Jets: 2-3 with a QB with metaphorical jelly for brains
Miami: 2-3 with a QB with literal jelly for brains

Advantage: Dolphins!

Mr. Ayo

DUUUUUUVVVVAAAALLLLL!!!

Gatoraids

the toe is not enough? have to have the entire foot. Rex Ryan still on the rules committee

Redshirt

Ah, we’re going with this kind of ending.

fleshwound_NPG
Gatoraids

Return of the Mid at Indi

Mr. Ayo

ELITE!

King Hippo

GOOD LORD, men of Duuuuuuvvvvvaaaalllll

Gatoraids

least its not a blowout in florida, we’re saving that for Wednesday

Gatoraids

Washington only game not in the Spread Zone, praise be to our noble draft kings

fleshwound_NPG

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT in cats/bears

Redshirt

Oh, fuck’s sake!

King Hippo

Stroud having a mare of a Q4…and Bollo del Verdad in for Buffalo!

Unsurprised

What the fuck, Balmer

Redshirt

JaMarr!

Doktor Zymm

Around the DC area today and spotted a Daniels jersey in the wild!

Gatoraids

the pauls not even executing the garbage time screens to Ford to massage my fantasy score

Redshirt

Bengals defense is ass and not in a good way.

Don T

Then the way is wrong

jjfozz

The Ravens D is doing their best to make Bengals D look like showstoppers

Don T

Ou my Gaaaaaaaa Andrews!

fleshwound_NPG

as good as the bears have looked, their o-line sure seems to love embracing BLEERGH

ArmedandHammered

They need the rest between plays.

Gatoraids

red zone turning to snitching to get a td reversed, Hansen is really off today

Redshirt

Bengals Rookie TE Erick All believed he could fly. He was mistaken.

Unsurprised

SHOCKING REVERSAL OF FORTUNES

Col. Duke LaCross

Jackson with the deep ball to the TE!

Nope not that one.

Not the other one either.

Mr. Ayo

But then a TD to the right one!

jjfozz

Not only do I have a stomach flu, but John Harbaugh continues to prove he has fucking shit for brains.

Redshirt

Don’t worry. Zac Taylor’s about to play with a lead. All bets are off.

Redshirt

Bold move keeping Higgins wide open in the end zone.

Unsurprised

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Unsurprised

The Bills are getting mangled by Nobody

Unsurprised

Shockingly competent Jags

King Hippo

Is it just me, or does Dan Quinn look….a little bit like Lenin? FORWARD, Comrades!

Gatoraids

the Team has quit Stalin is ahead of their 5 Year Plan

Unsurprised

They should treat Snyder like Stalin treated Trotsky and his shithead followers.

Gatoraids

they are also dominating the Red Zone this year