Your Giants-Free Sunday Football Viewing Experience-An Open Thread

Not that you would ever seek them out but yes, the Giants (and the equally putrid Panthers) are on bye along with the Cards and Bucs. Things are looking up!

To The Games!

Ravens/Steelers:

I hope you like your closely engaged smashmouth football first thing in the day. I can’t see either of these teams running away from the other.

Jags/Lions:

The perceptions of these teams will be amplified after time has expired. I’ll leave it to you as to which will be labeled a juggernaut and which will be called a travesty.

Rams/Pats:

LA can further contribute to the muddle that is the NFC West, where everyone is within at least two games of one another. The Rams will have to travel across your fair nation of bigots, weirdos and fascists to do it.

Browns/Saints:

Someone, somewhere is jazzed to see this tilt. To me it’s “The Non-Descript Game of the Week”.

Colts/Jets:

C’mon Indy, squash these pretenders under your boot! Believe it or not, I’ve heard more than one talking head say that that the Jets are poised to go on a run now that all the pieces are in place. I couldn’t possibly guffaw any louder.

Vikes/Titans:

For those waiting for the other Darnold ball to drop, it finally happened last week when he stunk up the joint with three INT’s. The scheduling gods tossed a favor his way by offering him a tasty bounceback game.

Raiders/Fins:

The shine is definitely off the “Young Genius” in the national media as McDaniels seemingly doesn’t have answer to the sideways drift Miami is currently experiencing. A small course correction may be ahoy as they won last week and ex-Oakland scares no one.

Packers/Bears:

Love has been intercepted 10 times already and he’s missed two and a half games. Is it regression or mis-placed aggression?

Enjoy the tilts.

 

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ArmedandHammered

That’ll do Touch of Downs, that’ll do.

King Hippo

I am glad my money team is such garbage that I left Addison in the lineup.

Mr. Ayo

Time to put Tucker down. He had a good run.

Horatio Cornblower

My dog is named Tucker and you should see the look you’re getting right now.

King Hippo

He knows that “come on, boy, let’s go for a car ride” trick!

litre_cola

Justin Tucker is washed.

ArmedandHammered

His ball joint probably rattles around in the socket.

Cecil Rhodes

With a name like Tucker, he may not even have a ball joint.

Don T

Ten’s OL, right side:
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King Hippo

Fuck LioUns OL can pass block AND run block at an elite level. Going to be a tough out come January.

King Hippo

Started Tua (over Stroud) v. Blax. Hopefully the Raiduh secondary keeps my margin of defeat within 20-30.

Cecil Rhodes

Tua will be facing a Raiders linebacking corps that includes Divine Deablo (Diablo?). For your sake, let us hope that Tua has The Lord on his side!

Cecil Rhodes

My word! This King Henry fellow is quite a bit more tanned than the King Henry that I know. Apply some sunblock, dear fellow!

litre_cola

One of these things is not like the other.

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Unsurprised

Less porn on milf messenger

Horatio Cornblower

Hey, ask my wife what’s for dinner while you’re at it.

Spur
litre_cola

How the hell does Zymm have Saquon and Henry, dats some good draftin.

Unsurprised

The same was she can afford a volcano island lair, I suppose. Good investments.

Unsurprised

How are the Ravens 7-3 when they’ve played like dog shit the last five games? Didn’t they lose the last two or three?

Don T

Afternoon, hoping for a brainfart-free outing from Wll Levis and going 3-0 in FF this week. Plus flying emus by 9 PM.

litre_cola

OOhh emus! Thats good eatin.

litre_cola

The Maestro furrows his brow, no mention of Le Coupe Grey!

litre_cola

I honestly didn’t know until my mom told me she was going to a party in Zona.

Horatio Cornblower

Never ask you bean spout guy about beets. Boy did I find that out the hard way!

King Hippo

Ah, sweet RedZone Cocoon. Protect us from reality for the next 7 hours. And great work as always, scotchy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC2GjXMk7i4

Redshirt

$2 says Trump outlaws Bluesky within one week in office.

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Unsurprised

It was all fun and games when it was banning TikTok.

The fucking idiots who support censorship deserve what they get. It will always be used against you eventually.

Unsurprised

I’ve had an account since like before duel joined. It sucked then and still sucks now.

Unsurprised

*dril

They just now added 2FA and it’s by using email. What a joke.

JustStopDude

I can’t believe that Jamis Winston’s celebrated return to NO wasn’t flex to the Sunday Night Game.

His southern preacher shtick is in no way irritating as hell, especially when he is defending a serial rapist.

ArmedandHammered

Stroud or Darnold for QB, Stroud is on my bench, but he is playing Dallas and Darnold is against Tenn?

ArmedandHammered

Fuck you Darnold. You should at least be able to handle a hand off you fucker.

ArmedandHammered

Went and saw The Heretic last night. Hugh Grant should win an Oscar (not that they mean anything anymore). Really good story, I thought, did not seem anywhere near it’s run time.

JustStopDude

Fox is really selling up the fact that the Patriots have their dream QB now…anyone but a fawkin Dawkie!

Redshirt

Going from Brady to Maye is like a single guy trading his Camaro in for a minivan because he got his girlfriend pregnant with twins.

Gumbygirl

At the casino with my sister to watch the Stillers. Having a Bloody Mary, it’s delicious! No doubt I will regret it later, but what the hell!

ArmedandHammered

Live it up! Enjoy yourself, you definitely deserve it.

Doktor Zymm

Just don’t drink it three times while looking in the mirror!

JustStopDude

It was fucking freezing at Red Dog Alaska last week. The drive room I was working in was around -19F the whole time.

I struggle to fathom that lead and zine is worth that much. I’m nice and sick right in time for the holidays.

In the span of three weeks, I went from Shinjuku, Japan, to Appalacia for three days, then to Alaska for five, and back again to Appalacian.

I’m responsible for global warming.

Doktor Zymm

Just not enough global warming in time to warm up that drive room, bummer

Unsurprised

/Insert obligatory “Come back, zinc! Come back!” Gif

Spur

Picks today

Packers -5.5
Fins -7
Donks -1.5
Chargers -1.5

Redshirt

(sees pick against Bengals)

Don’t give me hope – Memes in HD

Spur

Morning Folks

Gatoraids

Red Zone Music and Slow Cooked Korean RibsPrep lets go Sunday

Doktor Zymm

65 F (18.3 C for the fraction lovers) in my apartment this morning. Might be time to throw the heat on for a couple minutes later today.

2Pack

Just remember…

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Gumbygirl

I thought about it last night, but I decided against it. It was chilly but not freezing.I did turn on the gas fireplace while we watched Midsomer. My cat looooooves the fireplace.

litre_cola

G’mornin. Gotta head to the barber then settle in for 10 hours.

Doktor Zymm

Thinking of taking the Niners (v Seahawks) in Survivor. Have the Lions right now, which is a super safe pick, but could use them next week instead

Horatio Cornblower

Once again a questionable Amari Cooper heads to my bench, so if you have Amari Cooper on your team, go ahead and play him because he’s about to go off for 30 points.

Redshirt

NFL: Bengals Opponents Fined Again for Late Hits on Joe Burrow

NFL: “This is an effort to enforce player safety.”

Defense Player Making $200,000 per game: “A better chance at a win for $30,000? Sign me up!”

Doktor Zymm

NFL rediscovering decreasing marginal utility

Redshirt

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2Pack

Yeah

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ballsofsteelandfury

He’s got a point

Doktor Zymm

Shouldn’t it be red and green anyway?

2Pack

Been seeing a lot more blue lately. It’s no longer only “That ’70’s” holiday color scheme. Quite a few places doing a more winter themed blue and white lights.

Doktor Zymm

If they’re gonna change it up then they should go for orange so people can reuse their Halloween and Thanksgiving decorations. Just put up zombie Jesus eating a turkey in October and you’re good for the year.

Unsurprised

Flag fucking has invaded Christmas. This is the war we were warned about. The same people bitching and waging it because they and everything else is stupid.