Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Stat Crux Dun Volvitur Orbis

Happy Friday everyone! I’ll bet you’re wondering what this week’s title is. It’s Latin for “The cross is steady while the world turns”. I picked that title for a couple reasons. 1) It’s the motto of the Carthusian monks, AKA the producers of Chartreuse which this week’s drink utilizes. I also picked it because I think some stability is needed lately. Between travel, kids, starting school, nits, and the general state of the world, I could use some stability. Now, I’m not what you would call religious by any means. In fact, I’ll probably get struck by lightning the second I enter a church, but I can appreciate the sentiment of needing a minute and stepping back and taking a breather from reality. /venting session

Now onto upbeat things. It is Friday after all, and I’m looking forward to relaxing a little bit this weekend, and what better way to go into the weekend than with a new cocktail to try! I chose to use a book I’ve often overlooked called Spirits Sugar Water Bitters: How the Cocktail Conquered the World. It’s an excellent book that goes into the history of cocktails and pairs each chapter with recipes originating from the time period being discussed. The Steady Cocktail (original) is featured in the Golden Age (1860s-1910s). In that period classic cocktails are discussed, such as the Manhattan, Martinez, and the Martini, of which the Steady is a derivative of.  I’m interested in the addition of the green chartreuse to see what it brings to the drink

Steady Cocktail (Original)

1.5 oz. Dry gin

1.5 oz. Dry Vermouth

2 dashes Elixir Vegetal de la Grande Chartreuse (Or a scant barspoon of green Chartreuse)

Combine ingredients in a mixing glass or pint glass. Add ice and stir until cold. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Do not garnish.

I get a slight aroma of the vermouth, but it’s not very strong. I also get a little bit of soft herbal notes too, no doubt from the chartreuse. It’s very nice, and sets up the drink well.

That is a nice, dry martini. I get plenty of oomph from the gin, but the juniper bite is subdued, from the vermouth. Of which, for an ounce and a half of vermouth, it is there, but not strong at all. Its flavors are subtle and well balanced. The Chartreuse on the other hand, is very hard to find in the flavor profile. I think I can pick it up the more I have of this. It’s a subtle earthy flavor it brings. I used the chartreuse on the suggestion of the book since apparently the Elixir Vegetal de la Grande Chartreuse isn’t exported outside of France, so green Chartreuse is the closest to the flavor that brings. Clearly I need another trip to France to get my hands on some of that.

It finishes with a hallmark dry flavor that most martinis feature. It’s excellent and has just enough of a lingering gin/vermouth aftertaste that you want to pace yourself. I liked this twist on a martini, and definitely want to keep it in the repertoire going forward.

(Banner image courtesy Matthew Tetrault Photography)

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Sharkbait has not actually been bitten by a shark, but has told people in bars that he was for free drinks. Married to a Giants fan, he enjoys whisk(e)y, cooking, the Rangers, and the Patriots.
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Doktor Zymm

“vegetal elixer” makes me think of Vegemite, which would make a very different drink

Horatio Cornblower

I’ve had the VEG straight, as a shot. Which I sipped because I am a civilized drunk. I did not enjoy it. I suspect it’s much better as an ingredient to something like this.

Doktor Zymm

https://archierose.com.au/en-us/shop/product/archiemite-buttered-toast-spirit

This isn’t actually available as it was a experimental limited edition, but I would totally try it if it were!

Horatio Cornblower

I’m asking for some good thoughts this weekend.

On Saturday I’ll be defending my title at a friend’s yacht club, (the word “yacht” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here), as the reigning, defending, no-hands blueberry pie eating champion for their end of the season Pig Roast and General Debauchery Party.

This is apparently the last year they’re doing the party, (yacht club politics, amirite?), so I have a chance to retire the title. My advantage last year was being far more willing than the other contestants to make an ass out of myself for the entertainment of others, but if you’re entering a no hands pie eating contest without that attitude I’m not sure why you’re there in the first place.

No trophy, but I did get a very nice sweatshirt and long-sleeve T out of last year’s deal.

Maybe this year I can get a yacht.

SonOfSpam

Horatio J Cornblower, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.

Good luck, and when you’re face-first in that pie, remember to breathe.

Horatio Cornblower

This isn’t going to help my Applebee’s money thing at all, is it?

LemonJello

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Gumbygirl

Is his wife’s name Lovey?

SonOfSpam
Horatio Cornblower

“It’s did”

Horatio Cornblower

Dear god no.

BeefReeferLives

Happy Birthday, GG!!! Hope your day is funtastic!

Gumbygirl

Thanks!

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LemonJello

//insistent tugging at shoelace

“What’s that? Sure, I’ll remind him.”

If you are successful in retaining your title and are awarded a yacht, Lowratio asks that you get him a dinghy to go with it.

Horatio Cornblower

See, I’m learning, because I put my hot chocolate down before reading that.

blaxabbath

How is this thing judged/scored?

Doktor Zymm

I assume first to finish, pretty sure that’s the pie eating contest standard

LemonJello

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Horatio Cornblower

First to finish your slice of blueberry pie, mouth must be empty.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

We’re headed out to enjoy Costco’s exclusive hours this morning. Enjoy stumbling all over each other during regular hours, you filthy peasants!

Horatio Cornblower

Pick me up something from Applebees on your way back from your exclusive event!

/fuck it, may as well lean into it.

SonOfSpam

It’s important to get first pick of the vacuum multi-packs.

Gumbygirl

I’m pretty sure it’s only one hour, and I don’t think that’s worth a membership that costs twice as much as my plebe one. But if you persist with that “let them eat cake” attitude, I may show up at your exclusive Costco event, singing the Marseillaise and waving my pitchfork menacingly! Viva la revolucion!

SonOfSpam

/checking Costco site for guillotine sales

blaxabbath

Does Costco sell 20-packs of guillotines or one guillotine 20x the size of a normal one?

LemonJello

Is there a matching gallows as well?

Doktor Zymm

One guillotine, 20 head slots

NotShogunButShogun

And someone on the way out to offer new flooring for afterwards

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

We actually buy enough stuff there (since it’s literally within walking distance) that our more expensive membership pays for itself.