¡Hola!
Your favourite Jello flavour is still on vacay, so you have Substitute Teacher Balls filling in. Thank you for not ratting me out to the Principal last week.
Okay, so what happened this week?
Are you serious? I guess we’ll do the same thing as last week. Let’s take a look at the leagues.
Freezer Vodka League
Week 6 Match Ups
Week 6 Standings
Week 7 Schedule
Okay, we are going to do some math. How many matchups were decided by 2 points or less?
Seriously? That’s not even like math, it’s more like Reading Comprehension. The answer is three. Dead Hobos got their first win of the year by .08 points over Gumbygirl’s Tush Pushy Galore. You’ve gotta love that name.
Elsewhere, Hippo’s Indelible Prickstains FC are all alone in first place with a 5-1 record. Shiba is for the People and Drunky QB are tied at 4-2 and then it seems the rest of the league is 3-3. Pump up the Spam and She’s got good Jeantys are further back in the Relegation Zone at 2-4.
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Lowratio League
Yes, you, the pink kid
“Um, Mr. Balls. I think I know where we can find the Lowratio League info!”
Go on.
“Cabrillo Beach in San Pedro”
How the? Oh, never mind. Just put it up.
Week 6 Match Ups
Week 6 Standings
AI Abuelas are running roughshod over the entire league, remaining undefeated. Rod Rust Never Sleeps is alive in second place while Raccoon With A Meth Pipe and Jimbo’s Tough Hombres are in the Promotion Positions. Tough break for Ambiguous Aaron Rodgers who barely lost by 1.5 points and still only has one win on the year. Who earns promotion from Lowratio League to Freezer Vodka League? Who will be relegated and replaced in the senior league this year? Tune in to find out!
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Okay, well done everyone! We managed to make it through LemonJello’s vacation!! He’ll be back next week, I think. For being so good, you’re getting more stickers!
**hands out scratch n sniff stickers**
I’m just going to drop them on the table here like we just cracked a piñata. Have at it!
I guess I’ll see you around next time your teacher decides to take a vacation or is otherwise busy. Fly low and avoid the radar.
I’ve come to the conclusion that the entire AFC is just unreliable, both in real games and fantasy. Also tight ends are just annoying, although only in fantasy football.
another week, another match-up loss for me. Would have won again all but 2 teams, of course I’m again one of them.
-Brocky/GTD
Maybe you should pay a bit more attention to your virtual defense? Just sayin’.
The Yahoo AI controlling my team, is doing just as well as I did! I am as good as the AI! Not looking good for AI, is it?
so the team name should be “AI’s used vape cartridge”?
Would explain the decisions.
Anyone in any league opening their fantasy league emails today:
“You have a trade proposal from John Lynch….”
(It’s a recording of him sobbing for 30 seconds before cutting off.)
Manly sobbing, but still…