Not a bad tilt to end the proceedings. Let’s do it.
To The Game!
Packers/Steelers:
-Huzzah! The pettiest of man child’s (menchildren?) meets the team that ran him out of town,
-Green Bay is favored by three? Huh. Love’s play last week vs the Cards was a bit wonky in that he only threw for 179 and was under pressure a fair bit.
-Pitt is 4-2 but the voodoo is alive and well because the offense is only 25th and the D is outside the top 15. (19th)
-Ugh. With 14 TD tosses to date Rodgers is on a pace to surpass the Old Grey Dick’s record of 34.
-Parsons is on a tear-he had three sacks last week-but Broderick Jones held Myles Garrett without a sack a few weeks ago.
-Christian Watson is finally back from the ACL tear he suffered last season. They’d better bring him back slowly-the kid is made of glass.
Go get ’em.
Dread. Looks like Beansie and Zimmer will have to find a new vacation spot.
So Senorita Weaselo has been sick mostly in bed since Friday. She was sitting on her couch and asked for her robe, so of course I took advantage of that:
Senorita: Could you get the robe and cover me?
Me, after getting the robe: *singing the brass hits at the end of I Feel Good* HEY! *final brass hit*
Senorita: …What are you doing?
Doesn’t she realize this is a man’s world???
If only Rodgers could have had a piece of steak before tonight’s game…
“A Piece of Ayahuasca”
9-8 may win the AFC North. Hell, 8-9 is also in play.
‘Win” the AFC North
When did the AFC North become the Special Needs Division? Bengals and Browns I get it, but we usually have Steelers and Ravens to protect us from this sort of thing.
Collinsworth is wrong about 99.999% of the shit that comes out of his mouth, but he’s right about how tackey and cheap it is for the billion dollar Cable network and multibillion dollar league not being able to come up with anything to honor the position they’re trying to market to the fans
Something something blind nuts and squirrels.
Wait…