tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 10)

Hey.

Bigly start to the week for Clan LemonJello.  No, still furloughed, but maybe not for too much longer? Who knows anymore. Politicians of any and all parties can fuck all the way off.

Monday was the 250th birthday of my beloved Marine Corps. I received a pair of challenge coins as mementos.

Tuesday (as I type this up) is Veterans Day – so thank you to all the DFOers that have served, or are serving in their country’s military.  I have perused the list of Veterans Day freebies being offered up and may get the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle washed before hitting up the local Applebees and dropping Horatio and Lowratio’s names to see if I can order off the secret menu.

She’s a beauty,eh?

So, anyway, football.

Freezer Vodka League

Week 10 Match Ups

Week 10 Standings

Original Recipe White Claws and The Drunky QB are tied at 7-3 and atop the standings. Four teams are a game back at 6-3 and remain viable contenders for the playoffs; Sydney Sweeney’s Ar*an Tits, Shiba is for the People!, The Blair Witching Hour, Indelible Prickstains FC. The next three teams are in Jeff Fisher Zone at 5-5 and could make a playoff run; D&D For Jocks, Tush Pushy Galore, Orwellian Ungoodundaythink. Three teams find themselves in the Danger Zone for relegation at 4-6; Stefon Diggs’ Pink Powder Club, Dead Hobos, Pump Up The Spam.  Solidly in the Relegation Zone? That would be Rev’s Chosen Ones (3-7) and She’s got good Jeantys (2-8).

Lowratio League

Week 10 Match Ups

Week 10 Standings

AI Abuelas remains the dominant franchise in the league alone in first place with an 8-2 record. Three teams, Raccoon With A Meth Pipe, Rod Rust never sleeps, and Jimbo’s Sad Hombres are tied for the second automatic promotion with records of 7-3. The Hunters of Renfrow (6-4) and 1 Day. 1 Wonderful Secret. (5-5) hold the last two playoff spots this week.  Six teams sit at 4-6; Dick’s Sweet Candy Asses, Hot Meaty Milkshakes, Bondi Fetish Garden Noems, Saquon this Penix, CeeDee’s Unsolicited Nix Pics, A&H’s Used Vape Cartridge. Will any of these teams make a late run and get into the playoffs and perhaps gain promotion?  Last and least, there is Ambigious Aaron Rodgers and The Brick Experience at 3-7 but both teams could still be spoilers and upend a playoff contender late in the season.

Lowratio League Blow Out of the Weak

Who earns promotion from Lowratio League to Freezer Vodka League? Who will be relegated and replaced in the senior league this year? Tune in to find out!

Until Next Time!