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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: In November’s Gusty Gale…

Senor Weaselo

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Did you expect a Chicken Soup with Rice reference?

It’s been a bit windy. And by “a bit,” I mean holy shit it’s felt like non-stop wind for the last, like, 2-3 weeks. Yesterday it was mid-30s temperature, but thanks to the 25 mph wins, it felt like 15°. Like, “Oh shit, do we want to go out in this to get lunch?” I mean, Senorita Weaselo and I did, but it was a trek and definitely meant red curry for me. Which was lovely, I’m a big fan of Thai red curry, even over green curry for flavor purposes.

And then I got curry katsu tonight from my favorite Japanese place as I was taken to dinner against my will since tomorrow’s my birthday! It’s also Maestro’s birthday, and he’s on Concertmaster Watch! (I have no idea what Lady Maestro’s actual due date is, but it would be hilarious and adorable if it were also tomorrow, and then we may have to alter little Brady’s name to Maestro, Jr. on principle of same day. But we’ll find out!)

What’s on the telly?

All the Madison Square Garden teams vs. Florida teams. (NYR @ TB-ESPN, NYK vs. ORL-TNT)

College basketball (FS1 has Milwaukee vs. noted football powerhouse Indiana and then the battle of Nebraska, Creighton vs. Nebraska! ESPN2 has Toledo vs. Miami… Ohio. TruTV has the Fightin’ Rememberance of Sister Jeans vs. the Fightin’ Lowratios!

Hockey also has that more dastardly hockey team taking on Connor and… the Bedards. (NJ vs. CHI, 9:30, TNT)

We’re at word count, so I’m gonna go digest and/or eat my matcha cheesecake. It’s really good, and the family Weaselo does not know what they’re missing.

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rockingdog

Found a funny:

epstein in dozens of pieces of written documentation: the presidential candidate my best friend loves coming over to my house for the young girls i rent

reporters: we are getting closer to busting this thing wide open

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WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnH_FGcGRvk&list=PLIwM2W7e60ZO6YfRp1xl3nSMWjdbiuUtp&index=8

Awesome, overlooked Pearl Jam item. From 2003’s Riot Act. The zeitgiest of post-9/11 to pre-Iraq invasion.

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BC Dick

Litre is in bed. I am back at the Mexican resort bar. I hate travel. I will never do this again but it is fun.
And I gt the hookup night one so I’m on house money now

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WCS

Doors and Flying Open Canadia Contingent In Mexico

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Brick Meathook

Canadians in Mexico – What Damage Can They Do!

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Mr. Ayo

Go see Bugonia

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Mr. Ayo

Folks, it’s a movie. Not a country.

Just saving Dok the reply post.

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Don T

Oh yeah. I’m deffo going

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Sharkbait

5-3 win at hockey tonight wooooo

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

You let in three? Take a lap.

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Sharkbait

I maintain the second one shouldn’t have counted. They definitely kicked it in.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m not a hockey expert, but one of your teammates definitely should have taken off his skate and stabbed someone.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

6-3 loss at tennis tonight. My partner dragged us down but he was way too hard on himself about it. There were plenty of shots I could have put away without letting them extend the point (and plenty that I just plain missed). The important thing is that everybody had fun.

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Doktor Zymm

I’m a bit burnt out on cheesecake, it’s almost always too dense and I’m sick of it. It is absolutely possible to make light and fluffy cheesecake and we should raise our standards!

That being said, matcha would certainly go part of the way towards making up for being overly dense, and if it is fluffy AND matcha then that’s a winner.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I make a fluffy cheesecake that is delicious

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Doktor Zymm

Thank you for setting a good example for other cheesecake makers!

Also, please bring a truckful of cheesecakes to the clubhouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1QfjHZ2isU

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Don’t hold your breath

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

(I’m open to batching cocktails for the clubhouse though)

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Mr. Ayo

I’ll have the freezer vodka, sir.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Easiest batched cocktail ever

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I want to fluff you like an animal.

[is speaking to your cheesecake]

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Basque cheesecake FTW.

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jjfozz

Watching the new Frankenstein. Fucking phhhhht. Question though. Can Frankenstein get a boner, since all of his other parts work? Also, did his creator give him an extra long schlong?

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Gatoraids

was covered in the Schwanstucker cut

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I mean, given that he’s made out of stitched-together parts, why wouldn’t you just stitch two schlongs together so he’s double the fun?

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Doktor Zymm

I guess it would depend if he has blood or not. Or could his member be engorged with something else? Ichor maybe?

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BeefReeferLives

Watchin’ Death By Lightning?

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BeefReeferLives

Sidenote: If you’re being portrayed in biopic by Matthew Macfadyen, ya done fucked up.

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WCS

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/46947108/tigers-tarik-skubal-repeats-al-cy-young-award-winner

Who does he win his first World Series with?

The Pirates scored no runs in five of his 32 starts and one run in another five. Skenes did not give up a run in 12 starts but went just 7-0 in those games. He gave up one run in six starts but went just 1-2 in those outings.

If he Frank Grimes during a weekly meeting where Ben Cherrington again wins “FUNPLOYEE BUCCO OF THE MONTH” after managing to cut payroll another $23 million, I would not be surprised.

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Jimbo

Based on the current timeline, the fahken Sawx!

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WCS

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SonOfSpam

The Angels!

/drinks more paint thinner
//toasts Jayne Mansfield, who’s sitting next to me
///remembers to be sensitive about asking for head

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Gumbygirl

Maybe if you’re nice, she’ll invite you into her Pink Palace.
/ nice? Spam?
//don’t bogart that paint thinner, I’m not nearly wasted enough!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Serious answer: the Los Angeles Dodgers

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Brick Meathook

This is the head of the FBI:

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Redshirt

He has eyes on everything! Or at least two things at once.

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Brick Meathook

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Jimbo

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SonOfSpam

I believe RFK Jr is a little more fond of injectables.

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Jimbo

Yea, that was meant for the FBI guy.

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WCS

the look when that fart had just a little more than air

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WCS

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/46944587/msu-hit-3-yr-probation-14-wins-3-seasons-vacated

Remember when Sparty gave this guy $90 million?!

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Redshirt

Yes! About time they get Michigan…’s younger, more stupider brother?!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

So how are Maestro and the Weasel celebrating their birthdays? Non music answers only. Please.

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Senor Weaselo

Uhhh… time with Senorita Weaselo after a rehearsal for a concert we’re playing Sunday?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Incorrect.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Annoying the living shit out of everyone? Oh wait, you meant Senor Weaselo, not “The Weasel”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bek-avzjOY

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LemonJello

Well, just got the order to come back to work.

I am so disillusioned with this fucking government that I’m not sure I want to keep working here.

Guess I’ll polish up the resume and see what options there, maybe in the Raleigh area?

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blaxabbath

Man — talk about having a boss you absolutely hate…

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jjfozz

Funeral followed by lunch with big glasses o’ rye.
Home to speak to both sisters and mother who are embroiled in a stupid family battle.
Buy bourbon
Buy dinner for family (after 15 minute conversation of “well, what do you want?”)
Conversation with son about God’s influence on our lives (fucking what?)
Home. More bourbon.
I’m going to downtown Baltimore and buy heroin

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Gatoraids

Maybe he meant the Holy Spirit

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WCS

I’m going to downtown Baltimore and buy heroin

So, just another Wednesday in Bawlmer.

Condolences, though. For real.

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Redshirt

Wednesday evening seems like an odd time for a theological debate.

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Doktor Zymm

No major religion has chosen Wednesday as its holy day. Coincidence? Or a demon-stration that Wednesdays are evil?? YOU BE THE JUDGE!

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Mr. Ayo

Ash Wednesday frowns, kicks a rock, and sullenly walks away.

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Doktor Zymm

I hear the Greyhound station is good for that, plus you can catch a ride to somewhere else that’s equally trashy

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sup

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WCS

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BeefReeferLives

I love most Indian & Thai curries, but find Japanese curry kinda meh.

What’s your favorite curry? Had a really good jungle curry recently.

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Gatoraids

Massaman curry hits the spot. curry and fries also needs to be on more menus

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Senor Weaselo

In general, I’d say Thai red curry hits the sweet spot of heat and flavor for me. Japanese curry has the warmth of it even if not the spice.

Also this is Persona’s fault.
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Gatoraids

love the Beneath the Mask loops to concentrate at work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq7kyf1T_lk

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Senor Weaselo

Specifically on the Nocturnes bottom of the 9th/losing playlist in addition to “No Sleep Till Brooklyn” (duh) is NOT from Persona 5.

Because it’s from Strikers. Because I need to buy Tactica, but am lazy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZB8WMuf2aQ

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SonOfSpam

Steph, then Ann.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[shrugs]

Adrianne Curry. I guess.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Gumbygirl

This is the correct answer.

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Doktor Zymm

Panang curry is consistently good no matter where you order it, which is handy

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Gatoraids

AEW First Women’s Blood and Cuts Already Serving a A Carrie tribute

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Redshirt

You know, the Muta Scale is supposed to be an exception, not an objective.

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WCS

I’ve seen this before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGUnLsRnJKc

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