Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Let’s do the Washing Up

Alright, I’m finally back in the routines, both here and at home. The holidays are a tough time to focus on other things, especially when we did a mini magical mystery tour of family in New England over the two weeks. It doesn’t leave a whole lot of room to write or mix anything fancy. Now that it’s over, it’s back to normal, as well as my usual longings to be someplace warm right about now.

Drops the needle on Jimmy Buffet’s Volcano

Speaking of being warm, when I was at my sister’s house on the aforementioned holiday travels, she had some obviously home made chili crisp out for us to enjoy. She picked it up from a vendor at a farmers market she goes to all the time. Since she is a regular of this vendor, he asked if she would be willing to be a guinea pig for his chili crisp, and help him tweak the recipe, and decide if he wanted to sell it or not. Spoiler alert, it’s delicious. She gave me some as we were leaving, and I got a brilliant idea. What if I fat washed some liquor with the chili oil? I’ve been kicking around the idea of trying this out anyway, and I figured now was as good of a time as any to give it a shot. I chose gin since I had the idea that a martini would be a good avenue to really taste the spirit.

To do the fat wash, I only measured out enough gin for the pour. Mainly as a hedge in case this experiment fell flat on its face. To the gin I added about a quarter teaspoon of chili crisp oil. Some solids ended up in the gin, but that’s a problem I can fix later. I shook the mixture around in a small Tupperware container and let it infuse at room temperature for a few hours. Then I put it in the freezer overnight. For the drink itself, I chose an old standby: The medium martini from The Savoy. The rationale being that a little sweet and dry flavor would pair well with the spice of the infused gin.

I realize now I should have taken more pictures of the process itself.

The drink is notably cloudier, that’s even with a double strain. Most fat wash recipes call for a strain in coffee filters, but I opted to use a fine strainer since all I did was the two ounces. I was able to get most of the bigger solidified fats out of the gin, and the other solids were able to be caught in my fine strainer above the glass. The aroma is different, it’s slightly more bitter and almost vermouth forward. I wonder if the chili oil mutes any kind of sweet vermouth aroma and allows the dry to take the lead and set the tone for the drink.

Wow. That is…different. First of all it has a completely different mouth feel. It’s definitely got more body to it. Not that it adds much, but it’s just enough to pick up on when you’re trying it. It also coats your palate too. Which makes sense given it was infused in chili oil all night. There will be some fats that stick with the gin and you can  The chili crisp oil absolutely leads the way flavor wise here. The spice and the slight bitterness/earthiness from the garlic and the crisp are also very prevalent. What’s interesting is that I really think the spicy oil brings out more of the dry vermouth flavor, just like it did with the smell. I almost think it makes it too vermouth-y. It might be worth backing it down, or even trying to omit it entirely. The sweet, while undetectable, I think is doing a lot of work in the background trying to maintain balance to the best of it’s ability. It finishes with a nice little mouth burn that lasts after you’ve finished your sip. No surprise, given the chili oil wash.

This is good. I think it’s a one and done though the residual palate coating of the fat wash sees to that. As to the drink, I don’t know if a medium martini is the best application though. I want to try this again with a dry martini and see how that goes. Or, even try a vodka based dry martini and see how a neutral spirit works in this application. Either way, this was stupid easy to do and opens up a whole lot of other options and experiments to try.

(Banner image courtesy Matthew Tetrault Photography)

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Sharkbait has not actually been bitten by a shark, but has told people in bars that he was for free drinks. Married to a Giants fan, he enjoys whisk(e)y, cooking, the Rangers, and the Patriots.
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scotchnaut

“Sexy Fryday is up!”

-A. Reid

King Hippo

Sadly, Oregon has a good gameplan here. Keep the IU defense on the field alot, make them use their bench. I’m not convinced they won’t get winded.

Bama just could not sustain drives.

King Hippo

The cheer talent on both sidelines tonight. Hubbita hubbita

BC Dick

There should be a Saturday early game, not Monday. Monday games suck. I want to get up and drink beer at 10am with a playoff game.
I’ll be drinking in the morning regardless but I’d like to watch a football game, too.

King Hippo

At least it’s the Yinzers, not like I’d watch those jackinapes anyway. But overall, yeah. Agreed.

SonOfSpam

I appreciate the “sleeping in with no consequences” Saturday schedule.

Get up whenever, make a breakfast burrito, do a few things around the house, then watch RAMMMMMMIT demolish baby Bryce.

scotchnaut

Man City vs Exeter City is on at 10am EST Saturday. You got your half wish.

BC Dick

That could work, yes. Good call

SonOfSpam

Great throw by 2026 NYJ qb

scotchnaut

As if Indy’s O is a beast, they get a pick 6?

/that’s just cheese on the tater casserole

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SonOfSpam

Well that didn’t take long.

King Hippo

Molly McGrath is so delightful, she even got Cignetti to smile a little bit. I have my IU sweatshirt on, apologies in advance to Brocky.

SonOfSpam

I’ve always been a Pac-12 homer (USC excepted, godbless), but today I’m with the Brocky gravy folk.

scotchnaut

That lucky sweatshirt kicks ass.

King Hippo

WHEEEEEEE!!!!

NotShogunButShogun

Sweet jebus no!!
Speculation is IF tomorrows game goes really bad, TheFlower is out AND …
Harbs comes here.
Fuck and No. I’d keep the devil I know.

Redshirt

Okay, the proposed Burrow Trade Offers are getting insulting.

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NotShogunButShogun

Oof!

Doktor Zymm

I think it would be great in something tropical. Pineapple or mango or watermelon

SonOfSpam

Modelo has the flavored beers with chili (they’re weak from an ABV standpoint, like 3.5% or something), and I really like the pineapple version. Great pineapple taste with just a little kick. So yeah, gimme the chili mai tai.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Mango strikes me as ideal.

BeefReeferLives

The general vibe:

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

technically, it’s the second week of January, but first work week for mostest of us

Redshirt

Bengals Director of Player Personnel Duke Tobin’s Press Conference is a masterclass in damage control and how to calm down a fanbase in revolt.

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Unsurprised

His response isn’t ”You’ll eat shit and like it?”

Redshirt

Equal parts delusional nonsense and…

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Horatio Cornblower

I would simply eat the chili crisp while cracking open a fine IPA, perhaps from Treehouse, and call it a day.

It’s not complicated.

BeefReeferLives

I’m intrigued. Did the flavors from the chili crisp go well with the botanicals of the gin, or mute them?

BeefReeferLives

Makes sense. I suppose that’s why most of the infusions I’ve seen are done with vodka.

Unsurprised

Adding fats to liquid is a gamble. This sounds like something I would try nice time I find some chili sauce. Or you know. Maybe I can figure out an oil to use and make a (Hatch) green chile concoction using a sauce, as opposed to just a jar of the diced chile, as the base since it would already be puréed and strained.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Adding fats to liquid is a gamble.

“I’ll take my chances.” – Coach Reid, adding a jar full of bacon grease to his cardiologist-mandated kale smoothie

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

adding fats to liquid is a gamble
Also add in some starch, and you have gravy

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

When you mentioned this earlier I thought it might be of interest to the Dr. Mrs. But she was very skeptical of the quality of the chili crisp oil you’d be using, and thought that “real” chili crisp oil would be too “funky-tasting”. So out of respect for her sophisicated palate I think I’ll whip up a batch of jello shots instead.

Gumbygirl

There’s always room for Jello shots.

LemonJello

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SonOfSpam

I’ll bet his Jello shots pack a punch.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I know that [insert current Chiefs player that has been abusing their spouse and/or child]’s certainly do.

BeefReeferLives

The bitterness of the methaqualone adds a nice counter to the sweetness of the jell-o.

SonOfSpam

Which sorority did you rush?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Aw, now you’re making me think about the revenge porn parts of Revenge of the Nerds, and how poorly they aged.

SonOfSpam

Yeah, kinda problematic.

Horatio Cornblower

My money’s on the Easy DZ’s.

SonOfSpam

What I remember from college…

DGs = Dirty Girls
DDDs = Tri-Delts = “Try Delta, everyone else has”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Dirty Girls need love too.

Oh wait, that’s Naughty Girls. To hell with Dirty Girls, take a bath, Pigpen!

BeefReeferLives

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