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John Barrymore & Friend ~ The Sea Beast (1926)
This is the scene where he spanks his monkey.
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As do I.
Every time she comes on screen, I make a noise and my wife sighs.
Why are there seven women in this ad? Are 1.4 of them looking for me as their no-strings-attached lover?
One of them is bi-curious; 0.6 curious.
You guys, my boobs are mega huge right now from nursing and such, but I’m really scared theyre gonna deflate faster than Tawmy’s balls when I’m done. Therefore, is it acceptable to nurse forever to keep my rack looking big?
I don’t even know what to say to this other than “use nipple balm”
Yes. Keep pumping even after lil’Vontaze stops drinking from the tap.
Do you watch Game of Thrones?
If not; YES.
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eh, the little shits end up in therapy for one reason or another anyway, might as well get something for yourself out of the bargain!
/dead-eyed, jaded parent of three teenage girls
//fantasizes about suicide at least hourly
You are living my nightmare future
Seriously. I have one daughter who is not even two. I don’t think I could handle two more. Especially twins.
Three teenaged daughters?
Dude, you OK?
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My friend has twin daughters who were both cheerleaders. Fuck. Even when they were around, say 14, we’d go out to a restaurant or something and you could tell what every male (probably some females too) was thinking. Holy shit; I was even defensive enough to think “I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU ASSHOLE!” His hair turned grey pretty quickly.
Ha! My youngest two are twins, exactly 14 now.
I will sacrifice a hamburger to The Great Spaghetti Monster in the Sky for your soul.
Today the role of Sarah Sprague will be played by VMB.
[FLY FLIES OPEN]
So THAT’S what they meant by lovely lady lumps!
This post embiggens the smallest man.
Perfectly cromulent.
“This post embiggens the smallest man. And I should know!” -Brett Favre
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