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"This site goes down so often we oughta change the name to “Dating Nancy Reagan”" – Horatio
I’m so thirsty.
Won’t someone give me something to drink?
I feel like I haven’t had a drink in ages.
Why am I so thirsty?
Can I please have some water?
Ah, that’s better. The nurse always says my vitamins have a side effect of dry mouth. I don’t know what that means, but I’ll do whatever it takes to be ready to get back on the field. Can’t wait for next season to take the Dolphins to the 2007 Super Bowl!
HAPPY THURSDAY BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Today was my company picnic, which was on a work day at a bar. I’m now home early, drinking beer and eating ice cream sandwiches and chips. I’m pretty psyched I have this site to hang out at. If we’re going to have drink themed posts, I vote that OSZ and I and whoever else wants to join do a Manhattan round-table. I recall fruitful (vermouthfull?) past komments on the subject and I think it would make a fine post.
WOOOOOOO!!!
I am all about this. I’ve also been thinking of doing a post on bitters, as my non-alcoholic home drink of choice has become fizzy water and many combinations of bitters.
Another drink I’ve recently become enamored with is this one: http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/how-to-make-the-tangible-triumph-a-tequila-cocktail-fo-1707719032
I looks like Rose but drinks like water. I’ve been using a really good local sweet vermouth called Interrobang that’s quite fruity, but it could have lovely profile changes depending on the vermouth used.
So glad you’re here!
Concur. More cocktail-related material, in general, I think, is the order of the day. Or just more cocktails. It’s been a long goddamn day, is my point.
What was the question?
Just read the Sugar post. Ugh, I need some aspirin. Chazz Goodtimes wrote a far better Patriots preview.
Exactly. Like, letting JS do the article portion, fine, okay, but I really look forward to the guest writers–kommenters or not–chiming in on the fan preview portion. Risk’s fan preview thing was fine and cute and whatever–and probably necessary because Otto Man is AWOL–but letting JS do that shit, when there are plenty of good NE fans like CG to write something up? Guhhhhh.
I just got excited when I realized that I was only one post away from being able to open DFO at work without fear that my colleagues would assume I was a porn junkie… then I realized it was Thursday, meaning Friday comes tomorrow. Sexy Friday.
I need to lock my office more. But then, they will really think I am scanning porn at work. Fuck.
They already know. Your IT person just lets it slide.
I’m confused. Are you NOT scanning porn at work?
I just use my phone. Then I get frustrated, realize no one sits behind me and open a browser, ready to switch windows to work at the drop of a pin.
This was blocked at my work, but I kept try and finally the hymen of IT broke and new it is free access.
I’m over this fucking deflating football fucking.
First they came for SVP on ESPNRadio, and I did not speak out.
Then they banned Kommenters and still, I did nothing.
Who? Who will help inflate these balls?
When the hooker take the wording of “blow job” literally.
Related to both this post and this summer:
I had a lovely Laphroaig Quarter Cask before bed last night. Damn society and work preventing me from doing that right now.
You drank a quarter of a cask? You’ve got an eafin’ problem, man.
Problem? Or a blessing!
Speaking of KSK death throes and our obligations under maritime law to rescue endangered sailors I thought I saw something from Beastmode recently asking about an invite to the site. Is he already here? I can’t tell who’s in and who’s not from some of the names. If not any objection to bringing him in?
I say the more the merrier.
Well, it looks like he had signed up before, but perhaps he’s signed up again. ONE ACCOUNT IS NOT ENOUGH FOR THE BEEF MOE!
Either way, he’s heeeeeeeeeeeeeere.
Speaking of- what is SunriseSunrise’s “real” name?
Tevye.
SunriseSunrise? His real name is Mr. Too Fucking Busy Every Weekend to Make it *to Langer’s.
At KSK, I was BRuth.
This Life Raft won’t paddle itself ya’ know…
Shit yeah! I loved Beastmode. I can’t recall if it was our shared hatred of Nat Turner, loathing of the ‘Boys, or shared irritation by Carroll’s lip-smacking, but I loved his opinions, i.e. they echoed mine seamlessly and therefore registered as true and correct in my mind.
I sent him a direct message with the site address and telling him he was invited.
despite your mutual poor taste in hating the Cowboys.
Hear, Hear!
Trent: Has anyone seen my jock strap?! I need it to get back on the field!
Nurse: Mr. Green, it’s on your head.
Trent: What? No, that’s my helmet!
That’s how Gus feels about your portrayal of Mr. Green.
They couldn’t find any other Patriots fan to do an actual funny preview?! Johnny Sugar did the fan preview?!
Fuck.
That.
Shit.
A comment so nice I liked it twice. Either that or my own dehydration is making my fingers twitch. Sounds like my wife’s in luck today!
But I digress.
I guarantee, to the point that I would bet my children’s college tuition funds, (all $4.83), on it, that the previews on this here site will be far, FAR funnier than the KSK previews this year.
I hate to say it but KSK is in its death throes.
I’m beginning to agree. With the way that Uproxx has started imposing their short-sighted will over there, it’s doing much more harm than good for the Kommentariat.
Really, I’d say it started when Mr. Sugar began “writing” for them…
Seriously though, I can’t imagine a review being worse than Sugar’s. Not even mine.
Needless to say, I concur with this sentiment.
At this point, the about the one thing KSK is good for is the Peter King takedowns. The decline in the quality in the past few weeks is astonishing.
And Uproxx banning Sill is complete horseshit. Haven’t been able to look at the old place the same since.
Now, now. I am doing 2.5 of these and I am pretty sure I can both inaccurately convey information and do so in a completely bland fashion! Mine will be so awful you’ll be wishing Sugar wrote them!
IMPOSSIBRUUUUUU!
Also, I could take a second one on if you don’t want to do that many.
No, no. It’s fine. Thanks, though. Not to mention, you need to keep your time free for going to France and more NPR-level fundraising.
C’mon, Nina Totenber! Where’s my sticker?
Yeah, we should, um, figure out how to tackle The Colts: Too Much Gravy preview. I’m open to any suggestions.
Boux. It’s already done for us.
Alternatively, if you don’t want to let Hodor looking for Mr. Jaffers steal the show I could do defense and a review of last season, you could do offense and new year predictions?
Rad. Also, I googled “Boux”… I got the hint girl dayum!
Explains a lot, though, doesn’t it?
I TOLD those fuckers Sugar would destroy us. Thanks to him, unfunny mediocity became an acceptable standard.
Is there any way we could Penny Arcade this for Ape? You know, we each kick in a few bucks a month so that he can come over here, have his soul back and still eaf?
Eat. Not eaf. Sorry, channeling Will Smith there for a minute.
WELCOME TO EAF
Welcome to Eaf does have a nice ring to it.
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