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2017 Quotables – Week 9 (DELAYED Results)

November 13, 2017

Commentist Participation, DFOing Good, Quotables

Re: Friday — As some of you may have experienced, [DFO] went a little Russell Wilson’s brain on Friday (that is to say, the site slammed against the inside of a skull and then wasn’t evaluated until hours later) and so y’all didn’t get your results. Well, lucky you. DTZM html’d some nanobubbles into the backend mainframe (hey, I’m a #content guy, not an IT guy) and below are your Week 9 Quotables results.

“That is the type of leadership learned at FSU, distracting your opponent to set up the cheap shot.” -ArmedandHammered

“In Jerry Jones’ world, much like in Sterling Archer’s, ‘The Walking Dead’ means the girl has transformed from ‘Call girl’ to ‘hooker’.” -Beerguyrob

“I haven’t seen Jets involved in this kind of carnage since that stretch of Hwy 80 between Basra and Kuwait City in 1991.” -LemonJello

“Eli signals for the bunt.” -Game Time Decision

“It was this moment that Jalen Ramsey regretted teasing AJ Green with the thought that he is wasting the prime of his career with the Cincinnati Bengals.” -Redshirt