Last week, our favorite cumslinger stopped by to take your requests for your favorite music for when you’re grinding gears in the backseat, and you folks stepped up admirably. I must admit, though, I’m a bit disappointed that Kellen Winslow Jr. didn’t stop by with a request for Divinyls or Billy Idol.
This weekend’s preaseason games featured no major injuries of consequence. Randall Cobb, Bryan Bulaga, Mike Pouncey, and Leonard Williams all got banged up a bit, and Philip Rivers and Andy Dalton also gave fans some heart palpitations when they were pulled from games with minor injuries, but there weren’t (fingers crossed) and season-ending injuries to top players during dress rehearsal weekend. Steve Smith got into a pretty entertaining fight and got ejected, but it’s nothing he’ll be suspended over.
And I know I saw this every week, but…this is some really great DJ work. Ass slaps (hard) all around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvQywBcSvbo&list=PLM8nWenhx6H_ALVyhCB67bi59yXI-mn-X
Does sex appeal count for something we all should be doing this fine Monday night, getting schwifty?
/Is not getting schwifty
https://soundcloud.com/wmstrecs/get-schwifty-full-track-1
http://38.media.tumblr.com/c8db4e19feb06083ba8a415ffa4b4491/tumblr_mppd8crIYf1qedb29o1_500.gif
Is this guy German?
I figured Kellen Winslow would be more into Billy Squire than Billy Idol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM
Thanks for collecting the music for us.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3wuajJhL91qzpwi0o1_500.jpg
Flacco was OK, but his nephew used the van.
http://33.media.tumblr.com/780be087230aa1eeb7a3ba3e1b6c3b71/tumblr_nlllitNpuX1qlpk58o1_500.gif
*His wife’s van; Joe wouldn’t have such a bold color.
In Syria they had “milk-flavored” ice cream, instead of vanilla. I didn’t see the point of such a flavorless thing, but now every time I see Joe Flacco, I think of milk-flavored (“haleeb”) ice cream, and how that might be too bold for him. None of that full-fat stuff, buddy, keep it 2% or less.
Apparently I crossed my fingers JPP-style, because Raiders tackle Menelik Watson ruptured his Achilles last night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg4iPuk0Iuo
Why not today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1gxkRve4Q0
I made the mistake of stopping by UPROXX this morning, it was terrible… but expected. I also tried to get to KSK, They fucking deleted everyones goodbyes. I want to stab someone.
It seems to work for me, at least the comments on the final posts.
Unless you’re this uprockz spy I’ve been hearing so much about and I’ve just been tricked into giving them one more pageview…
Is the gay fisting porn still up?
Ugh. Mondays.
Since you are Garfield in human form, I suggest you spend your Monday looking at Garfield comics where Garfield is removed. Jon is a psychopath.
http://i.imgur.com/RQMYS.jpg
Seconded.
Here’s the inverse, garfield without Jon
http://garfieldminusjon.tumblr.com/image/719950551
You all know that Garfield never really existed right?
+1 ton of rotten lasagna
Yes, but Bloom County is back, and Breathed somehow even found it in his heart to bring Cutter John back from whatever Comic Strip purgatory the poor bastard was left in after year two of BC ended.