Your “I Laid Off All The Limes” Saturday Evening Open Thread

It’s been a strange week, so let’s start the night with a little bro-country. Cory Marks started as Cory Marquardt from North Bay, Ontario, but then he signed a US contract & now he’s “Cory Marks”.

I’ll let you guys discuss the merits of Country Music. Me – I enjoy some; tolerate most. One caveat: NO FLORIDA GEORGIA LINE!

Sunday Football Broadcast Maps – courtesy 506sports.com

CBS SINGLE

█ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

█     Pittsburgh @ Jacksonville – Jim Nantz, Tony Romo

█     Houston @ Washington – Greg Gumbel, Trent Green, Bruce Arians

█     Cincinnati @ Baltimore – Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon

█     Tennessee @ Indianapolis – Andrew Catalon, James Lofton

█     Denver @ LA Chargers (LATE) – Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts

█     Oakland @ Arizona (LATE) – Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta

FOX EARLY

█ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

█     Dallas @ Atlanta – Kevin Burkhardt, Charles Davis

█     Tampa Bay @ NY Giants – Thom Brennaman, Chris Spielman

█     Carolina @ Detroit – Kenny Albert, Ronde Barber

█ – NO GAME due to local home game on CBS

FOX LATE

█ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

█     Philadelphia @ New Orleans – Joe Buck, Troy Aikman

█     NO GAME due to local home game on CBS

• LOL ARIZONA!

Tonight’s sports:

• NHL:
  • Habs at Canucks – 7:00PM | CBC
  • Penguins at Senators – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
  • Oilers at Flames – 10:00PM | CBC

• NBA:
  • Raptots at Bulls – 8:00PM | TSN

• NCAA:
  • Duke at Clemson – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
  • UAB at Texas A&M – 7:00PM | ESPN2
  • Kansas at Oklahoma – 7:30PM | FOX
  • Rice at LSU – 7:30PM | ESPNU
  • Cincinnati at UCF – 8:00PM | ABC
  • New Mexico State at BYU – 10:15PM | ESPN2
  • Arizona at Washington State – 10:30PM | ESPN / TSN2

• UFC:
  • Fight Night: Magny vs. Ponzinibbio:
    • From Buenos Aires – 10:00PM | FS1 / TSN5

While I was looking up hockey matchups & bro-country, Youtube recommended 17 minutes of Islander great Billy Smith being an absolute prick to any & all. Please – enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m45I52zcAUc

OLD TIME HOCKEY!