So today is Friday. I was out on some cold project site this morning thinking, “This is the end of my week when I get back in the office. Couple emails and then, chalk the remainder of my performance up to the fact that all the income I earn on Fridays goes directly to Uncle Sam Javanka.”

[Holds finger to earpiece] What’s that? I just drove off all the new arrivals we got from Turning Point USA? Well, sounds like a you problem, DTZM.

Whatever,. Point is, I was thrilled to recall — as I sip my PSL — that Fridays is Quotables results day! So, submissions may be found here and your results are below.