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Friday before Christmas time off (well, I need to run in on Monday to help deliver Adopt A Family stuff but that’s fine because, overall, I’m a bad person so I could use the points) and I’m just here to get my work knocked out so I can begin shopping for Christmas Eve dinner. So, your Week 15 Quotables submissions are here and results are below.
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“A Salute to Excellence, powered by excrement.” -nomonkeyfun
This is why I come here. Yea yea. I’ll wipe it clean. Soooorry
Solid round, gents. This week should be primetime gif derpery as well.
Kevin Patra is an embarrassment to journalism. I have even emailed (or attempted to email) NFL.com to notify them of numerous, repeated errors in spelling and grammar that are riddled throughout his “work”. Today, he wrote about an NFC East clash between the Bills and Patriots. The email I sent was in regards to an article he wrote about Trent Williams where he used “ions” in place of “eons” and misused the word “onus” (he thinks it means primary cause rather than duty/responsibility). I understand he clearly doesn’t have an editor but at least a basic understanding of the words used would be nice. In conclusion: Suck a fart out of my asshole, Kevin.
That’s like the opposite of an Oxygen bar. Alert the Karens! Get GOOP on the phone. We have a new health fad to roll out.
You mean AFC East, Mr Sherman?
Quality hate. LOFTY hate.
Maybe he moonlights as a Tweet writer for Trump? Sounds familiar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbQtSnaoRoU
The gorilla deserves mad respect.
Right? I imagine Hannibal looking on with that kind of grace as Scipio handed him his ass in Nirth Africa
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