Guh! My money team that rampaged thru the regular season and was then decimated by injuries is being destroyed in the championship. I’d have liked to have thrown numerous tantrums yesterday while watching the carnage unfold but I was in The Land of the Lost Internet. ‘Tis truly a god-awful place. Many thanks to yeah right for filling in at the (very) last moment.
Fallout:
-Who gets a well-deserved rest next week? This year’s likely MVP, that’s who. Lamar! There’s all sorts of differing criteria floating around out there as to who should win but when you use the ‘my opinion counts the most’ metric, Lamar! comes out ahead.
-Thar be all kinds of silly scenarios as to who is in/out and where they stand. I’ll just say that no matter what happens the Bills are the #5 seed.
-Marshawn Lynch is saying ‘Howdy!” to the decimated Seahawks today. I was surprised to learn he is only 33. With a little bit of time with Seattle’s trainers, I’ll bet he can get into ‘grabbing his crotch while jumping backwards into the end zone’ shape by early next week.
-The Cowboys Mrs. Garrett continues to have difficulty marrying the talents of Natalie, Jo, Tootie and Blair. Rumor has it that she’ll be looking for another job next year.
TO THE GAME!
Packers/Vikes:
Mine own opinion is that Green Bay is the most vulnerable playoff team in the NFC. Their D doesn’t scare anyone and their O has not a one playmaker. In ‘Piling On News’, A-Rodge has a 5.9 yards per pass attempt stat and a 59% completion rate these last four weeks. He does tend to go thru these troughs lately and it’s anyone’s guess as to when/if he comes out of it this year. Minny has to do the ‘win out’ thingy because even if they win the Pack has the tie-break.
Do as you will.
I have die hard on. Not because it’s a Christmas movie but because I can work in the kitchen with it on, not pay attention, and still enjoy the film.
Sorry. Fell asleep. Congrats to THE MAESTRO and his squad Gamer Gurley Bath Water for a brilliant season and well-deserved championship!!!
/ now how the hell do I get his prize money to him?
Send it to me, I’ll forward it.
As far as you know.
actually I just realized I could email him through the league. I’m a dumb. Thanks anyway!
Crap, I just lost out on six bucks.
Got to admit I got suckered in.
Confused hope with hype.
That motherfucker was shitting his pants on live TV.
I don’t want that from my QB.
Best scenario win one then loose badly.
This is not self sustaining and we’re killing a bad ass defense.
On the other hand I actually liked the “final” Star Wars. Stayed true to the original and the characters were more fully developed.
I found it a satisfactory film.
Happy Holidays you wonderful people.
Love you, but if you previously believed in Kirk Cousins, that’s on you, not him.
PEOPLE CAN CHANGE, MAN!!
*Apparently not Kirk Cousins
I didn’t really but I had ill founded hope. Just think, we’ve got another year of this.
Pass the bottle and happy fucking holidays!
With a great team around him the hope wasn’t that poorly thought out. He just needed to be adequate. ED pills don’t help if the penis is that small I guess….. metaphorically.
Finally saw Hamilton. Not gonna lie, it was worth the hype.
Cool.
Also this:
NAT NAT NAT NAT NAT NAT NAT NAT NAT NAT NAT NAT FUCK YEAH NAT NAT NAT NAT GHOST RIDE THAT WHIP
Found a funny:
Hi, I’d like a salamus sandwich, please.
“You mean salami?”
No, just a single salamus.
“Um ok, anything else on that?”
Yes, one pepperonus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5TkZ9bFodQ
Technically football related because of the Rich Gannon hat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY9qWVb3kY0
Anyone got final results from the ESPN league?
Not entirely sure because this interface must have been designed by al Quada, but it looks like Maestro is in first. But who really cares about that, don’t you want to know who’s in sixth?
Is it me!?
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTR0fl3v-080y61RVRWW7V9G3uRPGr69qsI6WZh8kinYEoJOIaR&s
ESPN is the worst FF platform.
Fantasy is really the only thing that keeps yahoo relevant and it’s a lot better than ESPN.
Congratz to Adam Durtiz for winning his fantasy league this week playing Aaron Jones, Julio Jones and R jones.
He was keeping up with the Joneses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oqAU5VxFWs
Since he’s not around, I can post a celebratory gif in honor of TWBS
Fuck my entire roster this week.
Slut/’\
It’s only for third place, but I have less than two points of a lead in my fantasy game and my opponent has Rodgers and Crosby.
If this holds, a missed extra point by Crosby will have made the difference.
HAHAHAHAHAHA I literally won by exactly two points.
I won by less than a point and my opponent had to watch his Thielen up vs my Aaron Jones
NOW he’s Jest material.
And I’m done.
Fucking Vikings. You suck
— Drew Magary, every year since 1976
I was only ten, but I clearly remember watching Hank Stram’s KC Chiefs beat the shit out of Bud Grant’s Min Vikes in SB IV, the start of a legacy of SB failure that ended up becoming an unwelcome tradition.
Cousins is approaching Albert Haynesworth levels of trash.