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I fell asleep and forgot I was supposed to put this up. Oopsie.
Remaining Sportsball:
Turtles at Sparty (in progress – ESPN)
ThePaul at Creigh-Creigh (7:30, FS1)
Seton Hall at Providence (8:00, CBSSN)
Wahoowa at U*NC (8:00, ESPN)
Zags @ Ken Starr’s Law Skool (10:00, ESPN)
Colorado at Niiiiiice Beaver (10:00, FS1)
You probably do nae care about these things. Read a book, Philistine! Son de Clem gets the lead pic for beating those Lightning Fast Pitinos today.
I don’t want to read anything, which is making trying to write collaboratively kind of hard
I’m riding on the Montreal subway! Everything is in French for some weird reason. Despite this, the people are very nice.
I cried; you have to also:
Okay, there was one thing
Somebody said something about LOUD.
It better work this time!
That’s why they have two!
Just realized, I’m legit confused by people having separate computers and TVs…why?
Roses are red, clits are pink, suck it suck it, unless you’re a fink
A cupcake pussy seems like it should be even more appealing than a real one. But it sure isn’t.
I’m not suggesting that Jesus had a gun but if Jesus did actually legally own a gun what would it be.
I’m going Springfield Armory 1911.
45 cal. Legit stopping power.
Jesus don’t play!
Derringer that never ran out of ammo, was aimable, had no kick, and slid nicely into his garter
I want to know more about Jesus and his garter.
We are not here to judge people’s kinks, man.
Duly noted.
I humbly withdraw my kinky question.
How many garters do you own, Moose?
Asking for a bovine friend.
I will have to do a recount.
No; it’d be a nail gun.
Of course Jesus has a cheat code.
Goddammit.
Slingshot
Cat is ok and the real Insta star
Hair is shorter…… for both.
I just spent an hour cooking and now I’m not hungry.
To the fridge with you! And fortunately, that’s right next to the freezer vodka.
Yeah, that’s the Happy Baby pose. Totally done that, but not in public
And only with relatively solid leggings
If not in public what does it matter?
Fair, and if I really extrapolate I suppose I meant a limited public, while I’ve done the exact same with only one other with zero leggings, so eh
At home I’d think why bother….
I’m not going to make the ‘real boy’ joke
Aw, COME ON!
So the dunk contest is still bullshit?
Oh sorry; you said DUNK.
Damn it. Watch blaxito all day (wife is staying on strip with friends to see Gwen Stefani) and my sole reward was going to be watching ua/Stanford on Hulu Live. But the Game is on p12 networks so I can’t view. What bull shit.
There are so many ways this makes me feel pretty good about the not married/no kids thing. Also, find a stream on reddit, fuck paid content
Had a wild day with Decilitre, ate 10 mg edibles since 7 am, tolerable. Now all are asleep, killed a btl of Rhone, just smoked a big hash joint, all is good. For now.
I just don’t want to watch on the laptop. I want to watch on the god damm clear tv!
These have been one and the same to me since 2002. Put the the output into the input, man!
Pretty good game until the last minute.
That reminds me, haven’t been to Colorado Springs in a few months…
Remember that flying toasters screensaver?
Weekend reading:
https://lowendmac.com/2007/aggressively-stupid-the-story-behind-after-dark/
U*NC, 3-11. WOMP WOMP
At basketball?
Yup, dead fookin’ last in the ACC.
Did the cheques to the players bounce, the fail rox for jocks or injuries?
It should be “one hundred” and thus dropped to #51. Or “one-hundred” with the excessive dash usage in this list.
Point is, Overrrated!
Y’all are the best, although I have been really entertained by the horror this has generated in other realms
By this list, 100 + 100 = 36.
Math rules.
Well done tire #1!
Red shell!
Only $1500 for a customized Legacy Brick at the new Raiders Stadium. Three lines, 16 characters per.
How many you reckon will be some varietal of:
EPSTEIN
WAS
MURDERED!!11
FUCK THE
TUCK RULE
-BLAX/SILL
It was when we became two.
Much confusion.
add this to the list of “why and how would you ever discover having such an ability?”
I’m really reassured by the amount of back fat she has
That’s her ass. But her ass is now on her back.
So it is!
F K D I R T C P W H R A S I
U A A S O E O S I M K V S C
C L V S T N R E T A D I D K
I got a Legacy Brick . . . dangling.
Cute pussy fun 🙂
duck duck…opossum??
There’s a jet next to the ice of the outdoor hockey game right now, and the Jets aren’t even playing. Suck it, Canada!
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Our outdoor game was in Saskatchewan. Suck…. nothing it was in Regina. Uggh.
Heh, Regina.
Yay!
Pretty Woman, Raccoon Edition?
[rabid raccoon attacks both main actors] Now THAT would have been a good movie, maybe a Rac-com.
Bought and downloaded a bunch of new books for my trip; Reading the Father Brown stories from the GK Chesterton compilation I’ve had for years
That’s good planning.
Good. Look both ways before walking into traffic
Thread title got me to reminiscing. I had a 45 I bought back in about 1970 by a band called The Ides Of March, the song was called Vehicle, and I thought it was a badass tune by a one hit wonder. So now I just went and looked it up based upon Hippo’s thread title, and, holy fuck.
James Michael “Jim” Peterik (/ˈpiːtərɪk/ PEE-tə-rik[1]; born November 11, 1950) is an American musician and songwriter. He is best known as the founder of the band Survivor, as vocalist and songwriter of “Vehicle” by the Ides of March, and as co-writer of the anthem “Eye of the Tiger”, the theme from the motion picture Rocky III.
Peterik has co-written songs for 38 Special (“Rockin’ into the Night”, “Hold On Loosely”), Lynyrd Skynyrd, Blackhawk, Cheap Trick, Sammy Hagar (“Heavy Metal”), Cathy Richardson, Van Zant, Brian Wilson, REO Speedwagon, and The Beach Boys.
Guess he wasn’t really a one-hit wonder after all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiLaNEFyCiM
Sounds a little pervy these days, kinda like Oingo Boingo’s “Little Girls.”
Been a longtime karaoke staple for the colonel.
Excellent to know that I am not the only person who remembers the tune.
And here’s another song from that same era that no one has heard of, but which I owned the 45 of. Haven’t listened to it in close to 50 years, but I still kind of dig it. I was always into bands that featured horns. Chicago Transit Authority, Blood Sweat and Tears, Oingo Boingo, you know…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE5iWlCajQo
Ok, this is nerdy, but we played that song, hella badly, in band when I was in high school
Wait, Los Rayados is sponsored by AT&T? They has phones in Mexico!!
and stadiums! I figured it was two palm trees bent over and tied up.
Did I just put out the Buddy signal?
Paramedics just taking an older Turkish gentleman from the lounge to the hospital. He initially declined, but ultimately listened to his wife who wisely said that the hospital was a better idea than a 14 hour flight when you’re having acute enough medical problems that paramedics need to be called and hook you up to oxygen
Tell him he’s just being a pussy and rub sum dirt on it
Well, apparently he had been having worsening problems for the past 5 hours and when the staff called the paramedics, and since he couldn’t walk he sent his wife to grab him a scotch, which is now sitting abandoned in a pile of mucus tissue, so full marks for tuff
Abusing alcohol like dat, tho…
It would be much more sad if there were any scarcity here, they’ve got crates of the stuff a couple floors down
Erdogan strikes again.
Did not research, hoped the story was about Erdogan. Oh well.
I would guess he has a private jet and doesn’t fly out of LAX, and the dude seemed ok, can’t see Erdo politely insisting that it’s just indigestion
Was the old Turkish guy Hedo Turkoglu? Erdogan gets his tea from Russia, if you know what I mean.
Say no more!
Found a funny:
[matthew mcconaughey googling how to spell his last name for a matthew mcconaughey joke]
What was the plan here?
Disability scam?
It amazes me that you thought there might be one.
inorite??
I thought the exact same thing.
Isn’t this the alternate ending to ‘Million Dollar Baby’?
He should have just made it a Wooderson joke.
Karlsson out for the season, and Scotchy’s draft pick boner grew three sizes this day.
Monterrey/Juarez is on Fox Deportes. Better than hoopsball. -ish
Worst part is she’s gotta play it where it lies.
Accidentally on purpose
WRONG BALL BABE!
She disagrees. Now play through.
Ty Webb would not have missed.
FOUR!
I get Club America and Atlas and it is great. I have a new love and it is SexiMexi futbol.
Estoy on otra Mexi-channel de Hippo
Nailed It!
— B. Walsh
I love you, Moose!
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