Just the two tilts to dine one’s eyes on today-the Red Zone dude won’t know what to do with himself. I get it though, a doubleheader tomorrow will make all my whining go away. Perspective. I has it.
TO THE GAMES!
Jets/Fins:
“Gore Runs For 100 yards at the age of 37!” You may chortle at that headline but it is not that unlikely-Miami has let 4 out of 5 backfields pile up at least 113 yards. But really, if the Jets go down today against Gase’s former team, is he a goner? Or was this the plan all along? The Trevor beckons and if the price is a chaotic season, a toxic dressing room and open contempt from the media, will it all be worth it? By the way, look for Fitz to go off again because the Jets secondary gives up an astounding 67% catch rate on throws over 10 yards.
Packers/Bucs:
We’re going to have to say we were wrong about “Brady’s noodly appendage”. The cork sucker has a total of 458 yards on deep (over 20) passes so far this year and that ranks him third in the league. Bastard. Speaking of guys that wish they were bastards, qb Rodgers is the leading MVP candidate this year! Should you play this Tonyan kid at te today? Only one tight end has gone for over 50 yards against the Bucs. As for his counterpart on the other side, Gronk sits at .09 fantasy points per snap, the lowest total for all fellas at his spot. As well, the Pack has not allowed a TD or more than 4 catches to the position.
Get commenting, ya know ya wanna.
Hey, the Green Bay QB went to UConn!
For 3 years, before bailing out and going to Eastern Kentucky.
Anyway, he’s crawling around after a fumble, which is probably something he learned in Storrs.
found a funny:
When the moon hits your dish
And you mispronounce fish
Albacore
huh, and here I was thinking Al-bacore was the 21st hijacker ,, smh
Not really sure I agree with Green Bay’s “establish the run’ strategy at this point in the game.
I am on board for their turnstile offensive line though.
I found lil’ Danny Snyder’s comic book collection!
If, like I did, you turned off the West Ham/Spurs match after Kane’s goal in the 6th, here’s Lanzini’s screamer to tie it as time expires:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-kQmzr7KQk
That was amazing.
“THAT’S JUST CRAZY!!!”
No shit, y’all came back? WOO!!!
I’m forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles everywhere
I bought a bunch of toddlers clothes on offerup and in one of the bags i found a TB Josh Freeman jersey.
The Jets are getting inducted as honorary members of the NFC East after this week.
Banner man
I hear the Jets are telling fans for an extra $50 they can put a paper bag over their cardboard cutouts
HA!
I turned the tv off an hour ago, and regret nothing.
Missing A-A Ron getting angry. That’s good watchin.
I CALLTHIS GUY ARRON RODGERS, “BAKER MAYFIELD” CAUSE HE’S SPENT MOST OF THE GAME ON HIS BACK
Jets with the butt interception to match the butt fumble
LOL buTT interception!
Is that a wide receiver?
Tight end…
Butt tackle incoming
What a fucking throw.
Tampa has a defense. Huh.
Whole team is a functioning geriatric workplace. JPP, Suh, Dreamboat, Gronk, Horny Fourny, Shady..
I was unaware that Joel Quenville was a Space Cowboy.
weirdly enough, this is the film that made me realize how cool Donald Sutherland is
Todd Bowels in a great DC.
Had a nap when the Packers were up 10-0. Ummmm so is Jordan Rodgers the qb in GB now???
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Eko-3GkU8AA_RT0?format=jpg&name=large
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8sdtVTVl1M
That was back when America was GREAT! I want to slap women’s behinds, let’s make America great again!
A million years ago, when I was cool, I worked with an absolutely gorgeous waitress. One day, because we were close enough friends to not misunderstand such a thing, I decided to give her a playful “move it along” smack in the ass, as she was blocking the only entrance to the kitchen. However, it was a moving target, and I mistakenly popped her right in the cooch. Later that shift, she came up beside me at the ice machine and said, “You know, I like it rough, Mo.” I was too overwhelmed to respond. Regrets? I’ve had a few. Anyway, she’s a burlesque dancer in NYC now. Her stage name is Boo Boo Darlin’. She’s fucking great. Miss her.
To the interwebs for research!
Here’s one of her glamour shots.
This is the saddest story I’ve ever read.
That’s why you’ll never again see America win a war or land on The Moon. Also you’ll never see a middle class again. Ass-slapping worked, and it worked well.
“These eyes” outtro for Gase was cut too short by red zone
Is Rodgers really talking shit after that first half performance?
Jesus, maybe his family has a point.