"I wish this Turkish team was around over 100 years ago. With all the missed shots maybe more of my great-grandmother’s family would have survived." – Senor Weaselo
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This angle is good because you can watch the involuntary spasms as each CL progressively snaps.Coach Duchess: “Don’t try to arm tackle these guys,,,,”Y’all don’t need a primer for this one.“Oh it can stand up? Damn showoff water bottle…” -J BurrowOnly northeast-based Bird I care about is the one who murdered state witness William Gant.When life imitates art….“Six feet!”[JV] TURNOVER CHAINSAW ACTION!
Usually when a kid tackles like this it means his mom will soon be single next year coming to games wearing yoga pants and bringing all the kids Smart Water for half time.
After more than two years on the Philadelphia Eagles’ practice squad, former Central Michigan University standout Joe Ostman made his NFL debut Sunday against the Cleveland Browns.
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Ostman’s welcome-to-the-NFL moment – and first NFL tackle – came on a Nick Chubb run. It began with a highlight-reel stiff arm by Chubb that sent Ostman to the ground when he attempted to make the tackle on Cleveland’s 42-yard line.
The play, however, didn’t end there. More than 50 yards later, Chubb was tackled on the Philadelphia 7-yard line … by Ostman. It was Ostman’s first and only NFL tackle.
“That kind of weaksauce handshake will never fly here. I’m sorry, but we have *standards* here at Fort Stupendous…” – Elisha, peering out from between the couch cushions
“Listen. Do you hear? That is the Sound of Ultimate Suffering. My heart made that sound when the six-fingered man slaughtered my father. Cincinnati sports fans make it now...yet again.” – I. Montoya, Florin
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