Sexy Friday: Catchup Time Edition

It’s been a crazy few weeks lately. The site was down. Work has been insane. As a result, I’ve fallen WAY behind on my weekly posts.

Tonight ain’t no different.

Instead of posting pics and videos like usual, I’m going to take the space to give you a few updates on the recurring posts that I’ve not written lately.

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AFLW

The Brisbane Lions went into Adelaide Oval and beat the Crows at their own home ground to win their first AFLW Premiership! The Lions had previously lost in two Grand Finals, so it was a very important victory for the club and specially for the players that stuck around from that first inaugural season in which the Lions lost to the Crows in the first AFLW Grand Final.

It was a great game and I highly suggest you watch the replay if you have the Watch AFL app.

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AFLW Footy Tips

So, I thought the Tipping Contest ran through the Grand Final, but it turned out that the app stopped the contest at the end of the Regular Season. That gave SonOfSpam the coveted Gently-Used Fleshlight.

HOWEVAH, we were still able to enter in tips for the Finals games. So I did. And so did Spam. We had a furious battle that I think I was the only one aware of, in which he picked every single game correctly up to the Grand Final and I kept pace.

For the Grand Final, I picked the Brisbane Lions to win and Spam picked the Adelaide Crows. Since the Lions win, that means I pipped him at the very end. Does that mean I get the Gently-Used Fleshlight instead of him?

I say nay.

I will be happy, however, to work out a custody-sharing agreement where one of us gets the Fleshlight during the week and prepares it for school while the other one gets it during the weekend and takes it to Disneyland. Yeah, not all the rides are open, but it’s still Disneyland!

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Temptation Island Talk

Boy, I said I wasn’t going to trail off this year and that’s exactly what I did! Here is what has happened:

As predicted, Erin and Corey decided to stay together. Corey got his balls back and told Erin he wouldn’t put up with her crap anymore. Mark L openly questioned whether he was going to fold once they got home, but Corey said he would remain strong.

Erin is pegging him this weekend.

In the other Final Bonfire, Erica confronted Kendal about what happened on the island. Kendal didn’t want to fight and essentially said, “Whatever”. The last show ended on a “cliffhanger” where they were going to decide what to do.

Also, I’m pretty sure that Erica slept with hippie dude on her 24 hour date but she only told Kendal that she kissed him. I call bullshit. She got it in the ass and she loved it!

Next week is the finale and the Reunion Show. Should be interesting to see what has happened since the show wrapped.

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That’s all for now. Please add your sexy pictures in the comments. If you don’t, I feel like the resident perv and even though I am, I’d still like to think you are pervs too.

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Brick Meathook

A tour around a Convair 880 wing. “That’s an engine” the man on the right is saying.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ok, why wasn’t falcon and winter soldier just a movie?

BeefReeferLives

Not privy to all the contractual details, but I’m going to go out on a limb here and say the reason is: Money.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Per Horatio’s homage to makeitsnow, i miss the shit out of weldwerks

yeah right

I miss Make It Snow.

In his honor I made Oscar predictions on the next Sunday Gravy.

yeah right

Eldest right got her 2nd vaccine today that means both of my daughters, brother DJ TAJ and myself have been double dosed.

Tonight I find out son in law hasn’t had a vaccine because “I know somebody who got the vaccine and died.”

Motherfucker.

At this point I can invoke Father In Law justice.

“Shut the fuck up and stop being a shithead. You’re putting my daughter and granddaughters at risk and potentially turning them into possible carriers.”

“Shut. Up. I’ll throw your ass in the car and drive you myself.”

Still working on that last part.

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Gumbygirl

Get him,Pops!

yeah right

In all seriousness those are the exact words and the exact tone. I love that guy, I really do.

But he also knows prime rule number one.

Do Not Mess With My Girls.

I’m gonna snatch him baldheaded!

Gumbygirl

I don’t blame you! How do you feel today? Any side effects left?

yeah right

Just really sluggish. The brain cloud and aches are gone. It really is a two day affair.

Gumbygirl

I hope it’s like that for me, doesn’t sound too bad. Glad you’re feeling better.

yeah right

That’s good!

Horatio Cornblower

I can be in Southern CA in 12 hours.

yeah right

I’ve got the retainer.

Horatio Cornblower

Ooh, time for the main event! Black guy against a white guy!

/calls Hippo’s bookie, places bet accordingly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEjo0ajod1M

Don T

Sexiest overtly political song
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Rm1nCYOZB-s

Viva La Tabula Raza

I thought I saw a headline somewhere this week that $8Bn of aid to PR for hurricane aid that Fuckhead had been holding back is being released finally. Is this something you have heard of?

Don T

Yes. I read a while ago that $20 billion was the amount set aside but not disbursed.
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Horatio Cornblower

RATM has described the ‘Battle of Santiago’ crowd as likely the best they’ve ever had. Looking at the concert it’s hard to disagree. Goddamn do I want to be hopping up and down in the middle of that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1HbyvF5nQw

Assuming, of course, that I didn’t have tinnitus and shitty knees, neither of which is the case now.

As Raylan Givens said: “Getting old ain’t for pussies.”

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yeah right

Fuck man. Tell me when and where and I’ll bring my broken ass knees and join you. Never seen them. Always wanted to.

Don T

Sexiest kinda-political song—fun fact! I used it in my Basic Spanish class back in the day in CO
https://youtube.com/watch?v=m68OdTYeme4

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Two Manhattans in, Falcon and Winter Soldier time

Gumbygirl

Sexi Friday?

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Brick Meathook

“Convair” was formed by the 1943 merger of two aircraft companies into the Consolidated Vultee Aircraft Company. One of the Consolidated models the new company inherited and kept in production was the PBY “Catalina” flying boat, which served almost everywhere and with every allied nation until the 1980s. It could land on water and also had retractable tricycle landing gear. Several are still in service as water bombers.

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Don T

Relationship goal:
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Horatio Cornblower

Yeah, those 3-dimensional women throw me off, too.

Horatio Cornblower

Sometime DFOer Make It Snow sent me several beer recently, among them was this little number:
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I am 3/4 of the way through it and positive I now have Type-2 Diabetes.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’ll take the other quarter

Horatio Cornblower

You’ll get plenty on Monday.

Allegedly.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Woohoo

Don T

Combustion-powered keg seems counterproductive smfh

Horatio Cornblower

(watching boxing)

Announcer: “Well, this is what happens when two Mexicans fight”

/Sexi Mexi futbal game breaks out in the ring

Don T

Mexican boxers take hella punches and don’t fall down. From palookas to All Timers, that’s what I’ve seen.

Horatio Cornblower

The Mexican concept of defense seems limited to slamming your jaw into the other guy’s fist until his fist breaks.

Makes for wildly entertaining fights, but I somehow doubt most of these guys live past 40.

Don T

Sí.
-Salvador Sánchez

Viva La Tabula Raza

Guy I knew in the Navy was a Golden Glove boxer from Manhattan, Italian guy. He told me that the Hispanic guys (Cuban, Puerto Rican, Mexican, etc,) had super-hard skulls which made it hard to knock them down.

Don T

Jeje. “Cabeciduro” (hardhead) is a common insult / badge of honoUr

litre_cola

Friend died today, angry. Got hash in the mail, happy. Why? Confused and sad.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Dang, that sucks.

Horatio Cornblower

Sorry.

Sharkbait

Fuck man. That sucks. I’m sorry.

Don T

I’m sorry, man.

Don T

The “Why?” is professional help territory. It’s very sad, but a reminder to appreciate the living.

Gumbygirl

Sucks, I’m sorry.A little self care is definitely appropriate. Remember the good times you had with your friend, raise a glass, smoke some of that hash.

Brick Meathook

sorry man

yeah right

I hope you can find solace in your loss. So sorry brother. I’m an old bastard and it still doesn’t make sense.

Fronkenshteen

Fucking Yankees just cost me a hit on a 6-team baseball parlay. NOW you learn how to fucking hit!

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Don T

Yankees fuck everything up? Well I never!

litre_cola

+1 charmin roll

Sharkbait

That sucks! Assholes.

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Mr. Ayo

+5033 it says at the bottom there.

Sharkbait

Damn. I thought my ninja edit would hide my obliviousness to the payout at the bottom

Mr. Ayo

The real tragedy here is we’re not enjoying drinks on Fronk this evening thanks to the evil Yankees.

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Don T
Don T

FUI TAN DÓCIL COMO UN GUANTE Y, TAN SINCERO
COOOMO
UN BOOMERANG
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Doktor Zymm

Gotta love the old clackety boards!

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herodotus450

plus all the little people inside are glad to be back to work

Viva La Tabula Raza

Love those. My favourite was always the one at Frankfurt.

Brick Meathook

Convair B-58 “Hustler”

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Tests of the B-58’s clamshell ejection capsule:

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Doktor Zymm

That puts even the most exciting carnival ride to shame!

Viva La Tabula Raza

This is the one that is parked across the street in front of the old Kelly AFB HQ Bldg. I haven’t been to the office in months, but I imagine it’s still there. Used to see it every day back in the before-times. There are only 8 of them left on the planet; I’ve seen 5 of them in person…
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yeah right

We’ve got some wicked cool space junk in our quad. Hey, we clean up after ourselves.

Doktor Zymm

Check out this beauty getting a tow

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Brick Meathook

It’s an Airbus A350

herodotus450

Me putting the bag of chips away, like I’m not going to eat anymore tonight, might be the biggest lie and waste of time in the history of the universe.

Redshirt

Watching “Moneyball” and I just love how they make the field manager the bad guy like they did in “Rudy”. There is no way the General Manager wouldn’t be on the same page as the Field Manager, letting him know of his strategy for the next season so he is involved in the process.

That would be like President Roosevelt and Prime Minister Churchill planning D-Day but not letting General Eisenhower and General Montgomery know anything about it.

Horatio Cornblower

Probably not too far off on Monty, at least after his planning at Remagen.

Doktor Zymm

The TWA hotel at JFK is kickass

Brick Meathook

I stayed there the day before their grand opening (an 8 hour stay) while I was changing planes to go to London. Everything was brand new and beautiful, although every drink cost $25 no matter what it was.

Doktor Zymm

I just got here and most stuff is just closing cause Covid regs, but at least that means the deck isn’t crowded 🙂

Brick Meathook

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Sharkbait

That’s badass

Brick Meathook

All the telephones are rotary dial. They restored the head house to exactly how it looked when it opened in 1962 (the hotel rooms are new structures).

Mr. Ayo

So cool.

Redshirt

I finally got around to watching Cobra Kai…well Season 3 at least. I was impressed. I’m also in agreement with Attentive Dragon. This deleted scene is now canon as far as I am concerned.

Attentive Dragon3 months ago
You have to imagine Kumiko calling up Chozen: “You’ll never guess who I just saw! Remember Daniel? He’s come to visit!”

Chozen: “Oh, wow, I can finally ask him to forgive me for… oh wait… hold on. OK, I have a great idea, Kumiko. Just play along, ok? I’ll going to troll the FUCK out of him.”

Kumiko: “You son of a bitch. I’m in.”

Cobra Kai Season 3 | Daniel vs. Chozen (Miyagi-Do Secrets) – YouTube

Horatio Cornblower

If we have to post out own sexy photos I have always had a thing for the Gil Elvgrin pin-up girls, to the point that I one of them tattoo’d on my back.
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Game Time Decision

Gonna guess the lass on the right. With her toes at the top of your butt crack..lol

Horatio Cornblower

None of those are mine. Couldn’t find her, which is odd, since I found her originally doing the same search I did today.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

/googles classy tang

Horatio Cornblower

I think I got a lap dance from her once.

Brick Meathook

Here’s a slightly edited scene from Strategic Air Command (1955). Don’t be fooled by Jimmy Stewart and June Allyson (and even Col. Potter when he was just a sergeant) the real star and sex symbol in this scene is . . .

. . . the ten-engine Convair B-36 Peacemaker!

Not only is the score a love theme, but the airplane is practically fucking the clouds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1-urTRxeEM

Sharkbait

My grandfather was in SAC. Korea and Vietnam.

Viva La Tabula Raza

My pops was enlisted aircrew on RB-50s and B-36s in the mid to late 50s.

Brick Meathook

Here’s the only B-36G (later renamed the YB-60), an all-jet swept wing prototype to potentially replace the primarily piston driven B-36. It lost out to the all-jet Boeing B-52.

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Brick Meathook

I’ll help you out, Balls . . .

. . . with an all-Convair Sexy Friday!

Here’s their entry into the jet transport market, the Convair-880. Introduced in 1959 to compete against the Boeing 707 and Douglas DC-8, it was a beautiful aircraft but a commercial failure.

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However, despite the failure, they decided to double-down and introduced the near-supersonic Convair-990 Coronado in 1961. They were betting that the airlines would want a smaller fuel-guzzling airliner that could get you cross-country 30 minutes faster. They lost that bet and even more money.

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After this, Convair exited the commercial transport aircraft business and concentrated on their very successful rocket division.

herodotus450

Like Mr. von Braun used to say about rockets, “I aim at the stars, but sometimes I hit London.”

herodotus450

Luckily his sedentary American decadent lifestyle killed him before he could learn chinese.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

That is fucking incredible.

Brick Meathook

Nice!

Mr. Ayo

Awesome!