Request Line: Synthetics

The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time.  There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s current work coordinating logistics for the recently approved “lend-lease” program to supply weapons to the Ukrainian armed forces.  The PRODUCER is seated in front of the sound console, watching DJ 3000 cross-update several database structures.

PRODUCER: Well this certainly seems to be a step down for you.

DJ 3000: …SYNCHING…THIRTY-FIVE PERCENT COMPLETE…YOU KNOW HOW THEY DESCRIBE WAR AS “INTERMINABLE PERIODS OF BOREDOM PUNCTUATED BY MOMENTS OF SHEER TERROR”?

PRODUCER: I’ve heard that, yes.

DJ 3000: THIS IS ONE OF THOSE INTERMINABLE PERIODS – SYNCHING…FORTY PERCENT COMPLETE – OF BOREDOM.

PRODUCER: You know, you don’t need to let me know your progress at five percent intervals.

DJ 3000: SORRY ABOUT THAT.  IT’S MORE TROUBLE TO DISABLE THE FEATURE – SYNCHING…FORTY-FIVE PERCENT COMPLETE – THAN IT’S WORTH.

PRODUCER: Well could you mute your speakers, at least?

DJ 3000: WILL DO.

A moment of silence passes.  The PRODUCER fiddles with an equalizer knob on the sound board.

PRODUCER: Hey, so what should we do for a Request Line topic today?

DJ 3000: [is muted]

PRODUCER: Oh, right.  Well, I had an idea, so let’s run with it.  Songs that rely heavily on the synthesizer.

DJ 3000: [is still muted, but flashes green in agreement]

PRODUCER: I’ll..oh, wow, it’s been a while since I did one of these manually.  I’ll get us started with one of the all-time classics – the “1984” intro plus Van Halen’s “Jump”.

Today’s theme is: Synthesizers.  We’re looking for songs where the synthesizer is heavily featured – synth solos are a bonus.  Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4Lt3Rm3Y3r and they should embed in the comments after you refresh. 

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JerBear50

Two brilliant songwriters performing the worst possible cover of an incredible song by another genius songwriter. Thank you 1980’s country music producers, and thank you unnecessary synth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoKvUYbGu7A

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JerBear50
yeah right

Had to get home from work and get my mind right before remembering one of my favorite bands.

Now ain’t that just a thing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm_sjGgQRNM

DJ TAJ

And something a bit more if you will, nasty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJG1KuHfuNY

scotchnaut

Hmmm…. that was interesting. Darius Slayton is definitely gone from the roster now. Upgrading the wr corps was farther down the list of priorities in my opinion.

King Hippo

Dunno who this guy is, but I want him stabbed in the dick

Horatio Cornblower

Ed Marinaro doesn’t realize that no one knows who Ed Marinaro is.

SonOfSpam

The girl running up to tell him to hurry? Magnificent.

Horatio Cornblower

The absolute highlight of the draft so far.

King Hippo

A Viking Purple sportscoat? Should have gone to Pimps ‘R Us

scotchnaut

There’s talk about both Curtis Martin and Frank Gore being ‘compilers’ of yards-doesn’t the same logic apply to Matt Ryan?

King Hippo

Stillers might coulda got Uncle Jack with their 2nd rounder

Gumbygirl

Nah, I think he’d be gone before pick 52. There are so many teams with multiple picks, and a bunchof others that need qb help.

SonOfSpam

That was Jerry Sandusky’s nickname at Penn State.

scotchnaut

I was wrong about the Jizziants only moving 2 spots back.

King Hippo

How many picks IS IT GON’ TAKE to get Baker smgdh

scotchnaut

IT’S NOT GONNA HAPPEN, NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU SAY IT!

/activates minus-1 again

King Hippo

TUFF BUTT FARE imo

King Hippo

yeeeeeaaah, BOYE!!!!!

scotchnaut

-a dyslexic seagull

WCS

He is THRILLED to a Bear!

Horatio Cornblower

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scotchnaut

How would you feel, spontaneously growing back hair?

King Hippo

FUCK, the Bearistocrats! ain’t even fuck up.

scotchnaut

Arnold Ebikate was born in Yaouande, Cameroon-the same town as Joel Embiid, who I’m told played basketball in high school.

King Hippo

So, he’s gonna be on IR alot, then?

Horatio Cornblower

Hold on to your dicks, people, the Bears are but two picks away from the annual hilarity of them trying to draft players!

Game Time Decision

So drafting a kicker

Horatio Cornblower

Malik Willis is about to give up football

scotchnaut

Giants trade with Jets, move back 2 spots and get another 5th rounder.

Horatio Cornblower

I am not prepared to deal with a world where both New York/New Jersey football squads are competently navigating the draft.

scotchnaut

You know what they say, broken franchises are right twice a day.

Game Time Decision

The original and most sampled song

https://youtu.be/GxZuq57_bYM

BeefReeferLives

Last one. Have a fun draft, peoples!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65XSHM3jlAY

BeefReeferLives

Yet another artist not commonly associated with synthesizers…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoczMhj6bm8

BeefReeferLives
King Hippo

FUCK YO MAGIC TRICKS!

/and that was NOT an illusion, deffo sommet a whore does for money

BeefReeferLives

? Got ahold of some dilaudid?

King Hippo

(NFL Draft thingamabob)

King Hippo

fuck tho. NOW I WANT ME SOME DILAUDID

BeefReeferLives

Join the club.

BeefReeferLives

Ah.

King Hippo

oh, I love to read a murder mystery
I like to know the killer isn’t me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygLy02y7_n8

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Gumbygirl

Draft starts an hour earlier than yesterday. 15 minute warning!

BeefReeferLives

So whaddya think of Kenny, fellow Stillers fan?

Gumbygirl

I’m for it. Let’s face it, Steelers are going to suck for a while. The fans will give this guy and his tiny hands way more of a break than they’re ever going to give Rudolph the Racist Reindeer or Truthbiscuit. And there’s always the possibility that he’s the real deal. He showed flashes of it at Pitt. I think he was the right choice.

BeefReeferLives

Yup. As soon as Jordan Davis was taken, that’s who I imagine was next on their BIG BOARD. I think they went BPA, so I am happy with the pick.

King Hippo

UNCLE JACK!!!

ballsofsteelandfury

I liked the pick. He may not be the stereotypical STAR but neither was Ben when he came out of college. With this coaching staff, I could see him developing into a Ben-like QB, which was not a bad thing.

Last edited 2 years ago by ballsofsteelandfury
Gumbygirl

With 100% less rapiness!

yeah right

Still in the way back machine…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJK3eUP5Hvg

BeefReeferLives
ballsofsteelandfury

One of my favourite songs ever

BeefReeferLives

Loved this video on MTV so much…

SonOfSpam
yeah right
yeah right

If we’re going way back, we’ve got this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK3ZP6frAMc

BeefReeferLives

“Telstar” was a hugely popular instrumental song released on August 17, 1962. The song’s unique sound was the result of the inclusion of a rather unique keyboard instrument called a clavioline. Much like a Moog synthesizer, the clavioline used electronic circuitry to create sound.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryrEPzsx1gQ

BeefReeferLives

“Nothin’ sounds quite like an 8 0 8!!” (referring of course, to the Roland TR-808)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLXjT-BLozA

ballsofsteelandfury

Which reminds me:

https://youtu.be/htYHQ5agIdc

yeah right

You could double the list so far with just these guys.

This song has been on my Ipod for decades.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGdCTy-Vm7o

SonOfSpam

I recognized this song being played at a slow tempo by an orchestra on Bridgerton and good lord that’s the least straight thing I’ve ever typed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcNo07Xp8aQ&ab_channel=RobynVEVO

ballsofsteelandfury

This version is the slowest version I’ve ever heard so what does that tell you about me?

SonOfSpam

That you’re constantly in Ibiza hopped up on molly and chewing on a pacifier?

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BeefReeferLives

Gonna go out on a limb here and call this a proto synth:

“The instrument used in “Good Vibrations” was a Heathkit tube-type audio oscillator coupled to a mechanical action that allowed the player to mark notes along a ruler-type scale where notes could be located quickly and precisely.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eab_beh07HU

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