As I mentioned before, Brocky and Mr. Ayo have very graciously stepped in for a few weeks now and provided the Sexy for us. Today it is Mr. Ayo’s fifth showcase. No Balls’ Pic O’ Da Week until the end of the month.
We also have new songs!
Enjoy!
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For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.
Here are your 24 pictures of the week.
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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE
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And now, for the music!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
Today’s songs are one-hit wonders. Enjoy!
Song Number One:
Canción Número Dos:
Chanson Numéro Trois:
Canzone numero quattro:
Canção número cinco
Seigarren zenbakia:
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and fly low and avoid the radar.
UConn kid went to Tampa Bay, Ozark is kicking ass, and did someone say Kate Mara?
I’m going to go read mes amies. You guys got me through a very shitty day, bless you and the NFL! Here’s a Hilda for you all!
Brilliant summation.
Also, that is one of the movies I will watch if I find it on somewhere, no matter where it is in the plot
Evening folks, thinking about drafting her, she looks pretty athletic.
It’s kind of disheartening that you *know* Minnesota is going to blow any lead they accumulate, but it’s also good because you know the game will have an interesting finish.
First Wave is playing one of the songs I posted above right now! Try to guess which one!
The Promise
It was actually I Eat Cannibal!
I could go out to the car and cheat. Or I could put the app on my phone, but I never think of it. We’ve been playing our own music that’s been in storage lately. And today Gumby played the Mongolian throat singer album he just bought. It’s actually good, and the records are bright red. Haven’t seen colored vinyl in years!
I dropped Sirius three or four years ago. I found I was listening to my stuff, or Ozzy’s Boneyard, which might have well been my stuff.
I love it in the car. Reliable everywhere!
I actually saw these guys open for Vampire Weekend right before the pandemic at the Greek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vACZA9dGvV4
Oh fuck, Larry Csonka. Boo.
You’re saying he is not your favorite?
All of those old 72 team idiots. Fuck them. Is he the last one standing, I hope?
Goodnight, Springton. I will NEVAR watch Good Morning Football.
That show makes no sense, unless it’s the pre game show for the UK based games
“Oh yeah. You gotta unleash the dragon.” – Rex Grossman
A reminder – Scotchy will welcome Baker Baker the Turnover Maker to Big Blue, come the morrow.
You? Worst. Spirit. Animal. Ever.
I am Making Fetch HAPPEN!!!
Damn, gonna be tough for Corral to beat out Carolina’s established incumbent.
Nobody’s gonna
work hardereat MOAR paste than Touch of Downs!Johnny Reb or U*NC douchenozzle to Black Panthers?
Hippo is actively considering going to bed after Pick 96. SO MUCH SHAME AND I DON’T EVEN HAVE A PIZZA IN THE HOUSE
I protest the lack of Kate Mara pics in this thread.
Dan Rooney pics or GTFO.
Vegas seems to be heckling the female executive lady. On brand.
I think you maybe using the term “hit” a little liberally with some of those songs
You, sir, clearly did not grow up in Los Angeles.
Nothin’ wrong with Ebn Ozn.
TWolves up by 4
This game is Rocking!!!
Will this series go to game 7???
Maybe Team MRSA will take the douchenozzle QB from U*NC
Mississippi, Memphis…
220, 221, whatever it takes
Turns out Wayne Newton can’t read. WHO KNEW??
“Hey, cut him some slack.” – Lea Michele, on her Instagram (dictated, not read)
Wayne Newton has at least 4% of his original skin. Maybe.
Still planning on going to the bachelor party in Vegas at the end of next month, but because Sharkette won’t be vaxxed in time for it, I’m skipping LA this time around. LA based people, I will make it out there again at some point, just not this trip
How late do you think y’all will rage Sunday? I’m probably flying in that night but not til pretty late.
Depends on the flight out I book. I waited til the last minute since I wasnt even 100% sure I’d go.
Just let me have Troy Vincent, announce the picks, having practiced the pronunciation, not fucking around.
Someone beat this guy senseless please.
Wayne Newton? The Bills weirdo? Either way, YES PLEASE
The Bills guy, but really, anyone, anywhere.
Jeebuz Crickets! Every single team agrees that qb’s and rb’s can be had on the cheap this year. Not a single team has reached for a fella at the position.
Emmitt SMIFF!!!
Needs more propellers.
In other news, second most famous BB tennis player Boris Becker sentenced to PRISON for some kind of money shenanigans.
/they still play tennis apparently.
In other news, Trevor Bauer suspended for two years for a non-steroid offense
//they still play basedball apparently
So, a Steve McNair, but alive?
DonT’s Magnificent Rebuilding Tits
Malik to the Tits!
That’s good for their fan.
and there was much rejoicing inside the Magick Burger King
Don?
chants to self, rocking back and forth manically:
We still got Charmslinger
We still got Charmslinger
John Elway is no longer making these picks
We still got Charmslinger
Wilson-to-Dulcich is the new Brady-to-Gronk.
MOTHERFUCKER, the P*ts took my dude
I’m not gonna lie-I admire the confidence of any guy that wears a completely white suit.
“So much so that you’d find them ‘not guilty’ even in the face of convincing evidence?” – a Atlanta area jury consultant, circa February, 2000
Specially the pants
Donks now have TE1 and TE2, neither of them knows how to block.
“What’s that?”
— DUVAL
I can’t help it, the “me too” wink in the Dr. Pepper commercial cracks me up.
You take the good, you take the bad, you take ’em both and then you have the Donks Day 2, the Donks Day 2.
Well, at least they got an extra 5th before making the dummy pick. Draft that puner from JV Boltmen!!!
I’m convinced I walked past Emily Hampshire (Stevie from Schitt’s Creek) at the Griffith Observatory this morning.
Consider yourself blessed. She is awesome.
If I’d known her real name I might have confirmed it and told her I love her work, but after asking Kristen Schall if she was “Louise Schall” I am making a point of not accosting actors by referring to them as their characters.
“Big fan – can I get a pic Miss Belcher?”
Donks pick is tight end Greg Dulcich-the alternative spelling of his name is Noah Fant-Lite.
HIPPO GRADE: C-
Charles Davis, humble bragging his two university degrees.
Do you think the Blue Man group has groupies?
Bluepies.
Blewpies?
Great minds
“I can’t hear your question over the sound of my one hand clapping.”
-T. Marinovich
I don’t understand, what’s his other hand doing? Holding a piece of rubber tubing tightly around his arm?
Of course they do, it’s not like before they became famous and they blue themselves.
Well hello there lipstick girl to the left of the coach…
I’ve lost track, did Shoen trade down into the 2028 draft? To be fair, I’ve heard good things about high school freshman/Frank Gore’s grandson.
My Blazers, woot! Too bad he’s going to Cleveland, but yay 3rd round!
Horatio and Gumbygirl alma maters is ON THE BOARD
Way ahead of anyone from Balls U.
Thanks Chip Kelly.
They’ll be lucky if anyone is drafted period.
I worry that Donks might take your mediocre TE
godfuckingdamnit
RIGHT TO BE WORRIED!
He’s actually gonna be fine. Solid player.
Solid players are for Rounds 5 and 6, sir!
You’re the Nostradamus of bad shit happening.
RITE?????
“Wait, her parents were immigrants? I take back everything I said.” – Morrissey
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C_pfMoUVNPw