Your “Relatively Brief Friday Open Thread

Ooh, thatsa spicy hangover. Hope my vision clears before the drive to school to drop off my grades.

NFL News:

• It’s all about the Benjamins in Charlotte:
  • Michael Oher – 3 years; $21.6 million
  • Riverboat Ron – 3 years; $19.5 million
• Good news; great news from the mind that is Pete Carroll:
  • Thomas Rawls & Jimmy Graham will be ready for Week 1
  • Russell Wilson has gotten even better. Once he gets laid, thought, he’s fucked.
• RGIII may not be as good as advertised. So – perfect for the Browns.
  • No one from The Factory will care if Bron Bron wins Game 7

Meanwhile, the Russians are having a great time in international sports:

• in danger of being eliminated at the Euro
• the IAAF upheld the ban of Russian athletes at the Rio Olympics

Expect sabre-rattling soon, and a Trump speech about his good friend Vladdy.

Tonight’s sports:

Given the rain yesterday, they’ll probably be finishing Round 2 of the US Open in twilight.

Copa: Peru vs Colombia – 8:00 – Met Life Stadium

Nice work by the USMNT last night. They’ve got a good chance to make the finals, unless Ayesha Curry thinks those are rigged as well. BRAZIL BELIEVES IT TOO!