Your “Relatively Brief Friday Open Thread

Ooh, thatsa spicy hangover. Hope my vision clears before the drive to school to drop off my grades.

His mom probably gets nothing.

NFL News:

  • It’s all about the Benjamins in Charlotte:
    • Michael Oher – 3 years; $21.6 million
    • Riverboat Ron – 3 years; $19.5 million
  • Good news; great news from the mind that is Pete Carroll:
    • Thomas Rawls & Jimmy Graham will be ready for Week 1
    • Russell Wilson has gotten even better. Once he gets laid, thought, he’s fucked.
  • RGIII may not be as good as advertised. So – perfect for the Browns.
    • No one from The Factory will care if Bron Bron wins Game 7

Meanwhile, the Russians are having a great time in international sports:

  • in danger of being eliminated at the Euro
  • the IAAF upheld the ban of Russian athletes at the Rio Olympics
Still suspended.

Expect sabre-rattling soon, and a Trump speech about his good friend Vladdy.


Tonight’s sports:

Given the rain yesterday, they’ll probably be finishing Round 2 of the US Open in twilight.

Copa: Peru vs Colombia – 8:00 – Met Life Stadium

Nice work by the USMNT last night. They’ve got a good chance to make the finals, unless Ayesha Curry thinks those are rigged as well. BRAZIL BELIEVES IT TOO!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Moonbatting Average

24 Hours of Le Mans, bitches! What better way to cure your hangovers than listening to dozens of screaming race cars?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I napped through the evening like I keep doing by accident. It is again 100 fucking degrees so I can’t sleep. I am not sure what to do. Just gonna lean into it I guess

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I did strip down to boxers. So i did try. I am also trying drinking

Wakezilla

I better get some water and hit the hay. Hungary’s biggest game in 30 years is tomorrow. They have to win or else they’re up the creek without a paddle.

So, go Hungary!

http://st-im.kinopoisk.ru/im/kadr/8/2/1/kinopoisk.ru-Eve-Angel-821685.jpg

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

That should be the last one unless I can’t find anything to watch. So see you in like 5 minutes

Wakezilla

Batman: Assault on Arkham is such a good movie. If Suicide Squad essentially makes a live version of that, then, I’d be OK with that.

#thick

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

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Wakezilla

Hnnnngh!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Imgur but I liked this one

http://i.imgur.com/ccqViHY.gif
h ttp://i.imgur.com/ccqViHY.gif

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I always lie when I say I am not gonna post more. Got 2 clicks away from my google search to get to this one. I like it

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-MsveMm1MJL8/V2P9i9CaYsI/AAAAAAAAFNE/jsvJVEMUJ6ssScMdwx7QNVQwA_cs1_QaA/s426/16%2B-%2B1

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I meant to add I got 2 clicks away from my google search so not sure if she is Colombian

Wakezilla

Good evening folks.

The Maple Lions look like they’re going to be really shitty this year.

At least we’ll get another match at the pub to watch sexy Colombian fans cheer on their team

http://www.mycolombianwife.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Sexy-colombia-World-Cup-fans4.jpg

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I was instantly on board to post Colombian women. I think I will stop at 1 because I already posted of shit ton of pics earlier

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Wakezilla

Pfft. There’s no such thing, amigo

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I left my Arrested Development search tab open so I feel the same responsibility to post a good pic as I would if I left an Alison Brie tab open

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Cuntler

HOW THE FUCK YOU DOI–

/falls down

//barfs

///crawls out door

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

/Delicately holds your hair back as you puke

Wakezilla

/grabs some sawdust from the woodshed

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I was looking for a completely different Arrested gif but couldn’t find it. This one is great but in no way can be a reply to anyone’s post which was the original point

http://www.awesomeinventions.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/arrested-development-hide-never-nude.gif

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I couldn’t find the gif, you get the video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsBpjqsI1tQ

laserguru

Now I can play this.

And I guess I can sing it.

herodotus450
laserguru

Goddamn right!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Konichiwa. Just finished a long night of good eats, deep chats, and a little fine whisky in honor of a friend who finally completed his neurosurgery residency after many years and much family sacrifice. Felt good to honor a friend’s achievements, and you never know when one of us will need a new brain.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I had kind of a weird night, but at least my coat is still shiny.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sorry to hear that. I hear raw eggs are great for shiny coats.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

MMMMM omelets!!

laserguru

Cool random life moment.

One of my favorite people ever showed up at the house on Wednesday, Jersey Mike.

You wouldn’t know him.

Fuckin’ friend of mine.

His dad is getting along in years and he is going to move from Barstow California to Vermont. Gave Mikey the house. Here it’s your fucking house now.

Anyway Mike shows up here.
On my fucking doorstep.
And we played guitar.

This guy?

This fucking guy?

Fun fucking stuff.

I am willing to sing with the proper amount of encouragement!

laserguru

Dude,
Did you realize that our stream of consciousness shit is really?
Really?

Real?

I lived in Jersey for a few years after leaving the high desert of California. Moved to San Diego after a years or two. Did time in Illinois and Iowa if memory serves correct. That’s a job not a jail term. Dicks!

That gatdamned memory!

And then moved to L.A. in January of 1992.

Inspired by watching the OJ 30 for 30 thing.

This fucking city burned!

Pedro in the house!

My wife filed for divorce less than 5 years later.

I probably deserved it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi8KJ0boov8

You have the stink of LA in your bones now.

Brocky

Tonight on random thoughts with Brocky, I happened about some moments of a movie, that while well known, has produced a moment that I had forgotten about, and really hope I get the chance to use this upcoming season, regardless of context:

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Brocky

and brocky is a dumbass, lets try the correct image this time:

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

In his defense, those dolphins were always being useless dicks

Unsurprised

Damn it. Someone rescue my earlier comment from mod limbo.

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Unsurprised

He’s a 90 yo ex-Congressman and he’s 100% correct

http://116.imagebam.com/download/udVJ91xriR6mum7F8jFp2A/49040/490395064/sUhK4rL.png

laserguru

Stream of consciousness.

So very high!

JustStopDude
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
herodotus450

I hope this doesn’t mean she’s taken…
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
JustStopDude

It was a weird day today…

Suppose to have the day off. Due to the fuck ups from the supplier, I had meetings all day. Around lunch time, the Polish bird, a medical student, wanted to hook up around lunch time. Who am I to look a gift hookup in the mouth.

Goddamn spina bifida. Basically around 130pm today, I threw out my back. Missed one of the three meetings I had today.

Evening time, I meet up with the lady at the bar I live above. It was her and a coworker that does physical therapy at the local hospital. My casual friend felt bad about breaking me like a pretzel.

I’m laying on the floor of my living room with a back that makes it painful to piss, a Latvian woman asleep in my bed, and my pissed off Polish fuck buddy who left like three hours ago.

I seriously need to stop fucking complicating my life. At least the hangover tomorrow will have fucking noting on the back pain or the uttering shitstorm that will be my personal life.

laserguru

I will gladly accept the multiple knee surgeries that I have endured just to be sure that my back doesn’t go out while I’m attempting to fuck multiple Eastern European chicks.

It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

It’s for science!

laserguru

Science!

Fun fact!

Thomas Dolby played keyboard for Lene Lovich during her hey day.

JustStopDude

I cant feel anything right now below my thighs. This happens all the time. Its like when you lay on your arm wrong for a real long time, so its like a thousand pins stabbing you and you can’t move it.

This has been happening to me my entire life and its always fucking terrifying to me. I spent like 3 years of my childhood doing my own catheters and stuck in a wheel chair. I detest this. You would think I would get used to this but I never do.

laserguru

Well fuck.

You really seem like you’ve found a cool ass job though so I respect the hell out of your dedication.

Your stories from your travels are fantastic and you’ve traveled to a great many places that most of us haven’t.

Stomp on the terra son!

JustStopDude

Ha…my family hates it. But I figure I am crippled by 40 if I am lucky so I try to make as much as I can now before I end up living off of savings and the dole.

laserguru

Lofty!

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Anybody else getting logged out regularly? Not that I don’t deserve it, but still.

http://67.media.tumblr.com/64a1746ffb82d2ef25c5715b74f0d0c6/tumblr_nt70cxshYE1s3egejo1_1280.jpg

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yup

herodotus450
herodotus450
laserguru

I’m going to propose a toast!

To Rikki and the Request Line feature!

You folks seriously need to spotify or youtube playlist that shit because it is consistently entertaining, enlightening and very, very cool.

Another late add to the “school” theme as suggested by DJ Taj.

Also to be further addressed on this week’s Sunday Gravy:

I’ve done a full year of Sunday Gravy posts!

It’s a motherfucking anniversary!

Thanks for being here you wonderful people.

Thank you.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh no, no…thank YOU, Sir.

theeWeeBabySeamus

So THAT’S why my hair started falling out when I turned 40.
That son of a bitch.

laserguru

Mine started when the daughters got pregnant.

Your results may vary.

/spoken like a bald ass combed over motherfucker

laserguru

Cheers!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
laserguru

Dude, if you want me to cook breakfast just ask.

Just ask.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You can’t cook if you are tied up.

laserguru

Oh goddammit.

Doktor Zymm

I miss being on this sort of schedule. Pancakes are always welcome. Cheers y’all.

Fronkenshteen

Evening ladies & gents! Just clocked out. Trying to enjoy a shift beer in a room full of the most fuckawful stupid hillbillies you’ve ever seen acting exactly how the country songs tell them to.

Doktor Zymm

I’m moving slow, but I have poor hopes for whatever I try internet dating-wise. Which section of the dating profile do I use to request that men “Shake it for me baby?”

theeWeeBabySeamus

Religious Preference?

laserguru

I would show her how to make a proper frittata!

herodotus450

Maybe it’s the excessive amount of alcohol, but something about that comment tickled me just right.
http://oi40.tinypic.com/eg93sk.jpg
/Not sure what a frittata even is, exactly.

laserguru

STAY TUNED!

theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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