The Man: Equal Time Tuesday Open Thread

It’s great when you hear about diversity, which can be a drag—amirite fellow whites*

* Said earnestly. When I lived in Snowland (Parts I & II), several folks thought I was Italian.

It’s great when diversity involves something new, opening your mind to other cultures and customs. Sometimes it’s food and it’s delicious. Other times it’s art and it’s enchanting. Well sorry, that’s not today.

In short, diversity means all voices, thus the enemy also. Hey, don’t blame me, blame principles [spits on floor]. Logical consistency can get fucked too.

Very well, The Man, you bastard: it’s you time.

Every person who has ever posted on a blog knows there is one and only one enemy: day jobs. Day jobs demand a commitment that goes beyond marriage and family. The demands of day job go beyond work tasks. Idiot bosses and nosy coworkers increase stress, but livable compensation and health coverage is A LOT of less stress. And if you can stick to never more than 40 hours a week and a minute more is overtime,

You, have defeated The Man. At his own game! Because, you know, if you keep rising in the corporate world OR start on your own and become a mogul, face it. You are The Man.

SPROTS TONITE

NHL

Gets glossy paper, Eastern times:

All times central.

MLB

Doyers (May) @ Gigantes (Wood) – 8:45

NBA PRE-PLAYOFFS

Timberwolves @ Lakers – 9:00

FINALLY,

Hey, The Man. Just pay well and reimburse all expenses, motherfucker. And maybe, just maybe, the best effort will be made to keep daily time theft under two hours.