Request Line: En Français…

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER...is actually nowhere to be seen, because he is currently on vacation in Scottsdale, Arizona.  Replacing him at the console is none other than... HUNTER RENFROW: DJ 3000 can you run a highpass filter on input four and then do a Fourier transform on it? There's

Request Line: Do As You’re Told

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER is seated in front of the soundboard, training a new user in its use while DJ 3000 looks on in mild amusement. PRODUCER: ...and then if someone swears you press this one, we call it the "dump button"... HUNTER RENFROW: [ignoring him while inspecting the equalizer

Request Line: The Desert

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at his desk, unwrapping a package from Amazon.  DJ 3000 remains in his usual location, still covered in sexy stickers. DJ 3000: SO HEY MAN WHAT'S IN THE BOX? PRODUCER: If you are trying to sound like Brad Pitt, it isn't working. DJ 3000: EH, I'LL

Request Line: Good Riddance

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at his desk, watching youtube videos of fireworks displays.  DJ 3000 remains in his usual location, muttering to himself.   PRODUCER: Hey man, sorry that we couldn't find anything that worked to get those stickers off. DJ 3000: GRUMBLE GRUMBLE. PRODUCER: They're repainting the Jimmy & The

Request Line: Gimme All Your Gimmicks

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at his desk, casually sipping coffee.  DJ 3000 remains in his usual location, currently in sleep mode.  As he boots up, the PRODUCER glances at him, and then does a double take. PRODUCER: What the hell happened to you? DJ 3000: [groggily] OH.  REMEMBER THAT

Request Line: My face! My valuable face!

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at the soundboard, looking relaxed but somewhat distant.  DJ 3000 remains in his usual location. DJ 3000: SO, HEY. PRODUCER: [glances at him] What's up? DJ 3000: I WAS WONDERING...EVER SINCE THE SUPER BOWL, HAVE YOU NOTICED ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT ME? PRODUCER: The software updates? Yeah, I

Request Line: Placeholder

Hi folks! I completely dropped the ball today and am out on the town right now, which means you're on your own for Request Line this afternoon. Please feel free to drop in any tubes that strike your fancy but perhaps haven't fit in to others editions, or just happen

Request Line: Non-Alcoholic Beverages

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY Hey man, are you there? ...yeah, I'm here. I'm gonna need a bit of an assist today. ...still a bit wobbly from last night, huh? Just a bit. ...don't sweat it, I've got you.  Let's roll. INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at the soundboard, looking as cheerful as we've ever

Request Line: When the Bullet Hits the Bone

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY ...I'm not sure I understand, that price included the part with the avocado oil? Yeah, they said that...oh, shit.  Looks like we're live again. [blushes] Don't tell me you're embarrassed for people to find out that you're curious about this? I mean, maybe a little. Anyhow, we should probably get to

Request Line: But…but…but…

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY Well, that was something else. Oh, you're great, you're back.  Yeah. Where'd you go? t's a long story, I'll explain once we get things started. You're not going to disrupt things this week? No, no, let's get to the music. As you wish... INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at the soundboard, preparing

Request Line: All You Need Is Kill

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY [waits expectantly for an interruption] [none is forthcoming] Huh.  Again?  Now I'm getting a little worried... INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at the soundboard, looking comfortable and casual.  DJ 3000 seems to have settled into his summer routine as well. PRODUCER: Hey, so I had a question for