INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER...is actually nowhere to be seen, because he is currently on vacation in Scottsdale, Arizona. Replacing him at the console is none other than... HUNTER RENFROW: DJ 3000 can you run a highpass filter on input four and then do a Fourier transform on it? There's
Author: Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Request Line: Do As You’re Told
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER is seated in front of the soundboard, training a new user in its use while DJ 3000 looks on in mild amusement. PRODUCER: ...and then if someone swears you press this one, we call it the "dump button"... HUNTER RENFROW: [ignoring him while inspecting the equalizer
Request Line: The Desert
Request Line: Good Riddance
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at his desk, watching youtube videos of fireworks displays. DJ 3000 remains in his usual location, muttering to himself. PRODUCER: Hey man, sorry that we couldn't find anything that worked to get those stickers off. DJ 3000: GRUMBLE GRUMBLE. PRODUCER: They're repainting the Jimmy & The
Request Line: Gimme All Your Gimmicks
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at his desk, casually sipping coffee. DJ 3000 remains in his usual location, currently in sleep mode. As he boots up, the PRODUCER glances at him, and then does a double take. PRODUCER: What the hell happened to you? DJ 3000: [groggily] OH. REMEMBER THAT
Request Line: Five Q’s and only two U’s and also Euro Open Thread
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at his desk, sipping coffee. DJ 3000 remains in his usual location, but his "connection active" light keeps flashing repeatedly. PRODUCER: Having any luck? DJ 3000: YEAH, I JUST GOTTA KILL ALL THESE MALWARE ADS. NO, I DON'T NEED TO UPDATE MY FLASH PLAYER, SSN_RIPPERS.RU,
Request Line: My face! My valuable face!
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at the soundboard, looking relaxed but somewhat distant. DJ 3000 remains in his usual location. DJ 3000: SO, HEY. PRODUCER: [glances at him] What's up? DJ 3000: I WAS WONDERING...EVER SINCE THE SUPER BOWL, HAVE YOU NOTICED ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT ME? PRODUCER: The software updates? Yeah, I
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Request Line: Non-Alcoholic Beverages
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY Hey man, are you there? ...yeah, I'm here. I'm gonna need a bit of an assist today. ...still a bit wobbly from last night, huh? Just a bit. ...don't sweat it, I've got you. Let's roll. INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at the soundboard, looking as cheerful as we've ever
Request Line: When the Bullet Hits the Bone
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY ...I'm not sure I understand, that price included the part with the avocado oil? Yeah, they said that...oh, shit. Looks like we're live again. [blushes] Don't tell me you're embarrassed for people to find out that you're curious about this? I mean, maybe a little. Anyhow, we should probably get to
Request Line: But…but…but…
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY Well, that was something else. Oh, you're great, you're back. Yeah. Where'd you go? t's a long story, I'll explain once we get things started. You're not going to disrupt things this week? No, no, let's get to the music. As you wish... INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at the soundboard, preparing
Request Line: All You Need Is Kill
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY [waits expectantly for an interruption] [none is forthcoming] Huh. Again? Now I'm getting a little worried... INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at the soundboard, looking comfortable and casual. DJ 3000 seems to have settled into his summer routine as well. PRODUCER: Hey, so I had a question for