INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at his desk, casually sipping coffee. DJ 3000 remains in his usual location, currently in sleep mode. As he boots up, the PRODUCER glances at him, and then does a double take. PRODUCER: What the hell happened to you? DJ 3000: [groggily] OH. REMEMBER THAT
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Request Line: Five Q’s and only two U’s and also Euro Open Thread
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at his desk, sipping coffee. DJ 3000 remains in his usual location, but his "connection active" light keeps flashing repeatedly. PRODUCER: Having any luck? DJ 3000: YEAH, I JUST GOTTA KILL ALL THESE MALWARE ADS. NO, I DON'T NEED TO UPDATE MY FLASH PLAYER, SSN_RIPPERS.RU,
Request Line: My face! My valuable face!
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at the soundboard, looking relaxed but somewhat distant. DJ 3000 remains in his usual location. DJ 3000: SO, HEY. PRODUCER: [glances at him] What's up? DJ 3000: I WAS WONDERING...EVER SINCE THE SUPER BOWL, HAVE YOU NOTICED ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT ME? PRODUCER: The software updates? Yeah, I
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Request Line: Non-Alcoholic Beverages
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY Hey man, are you there? ...yeah, I'm here. I'm gonna need a bit of an assist today. ...still a bit wobbly from last night, huh? Just a bit. ...don't sweat it, I've got you. Let's roll. INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at the soundboard, looking as cheerful as we've ever
Request Line: When the Bullet Hits the Bone
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY ...I'm not sure I understand, that price included the part with the avocado oil? Yeah, they said that...oh, shit. Looks like we're live again. [blushes] Don't tell me you're embarrassed for people to find out that you're curious about this? I mean, maybe a little. Anyhow, we should probably get to
Request Line: But…but…but…
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY Well, that was something else. Oh, you're great, you're back. Yeah. Where'd you go? t's a long story, I'll explain once we get things started. You're not going to disrupt things this week? No, no, let's get to the music. As you wish... INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at the soundboard, preparing
Request Line: All You Need Is Kill
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY [waits expectantly for an interruption] [none is forthcoming] Huh. Again? Now I'm getting a little worried... INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at the soundboard, looking comfortable and casual. DJ 3000 seems to have settled into his summer routine as well. PRODUCER: Hey, so I had a question for
Request Line: I’ll Give You Something To Cry About…
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY [waits expectantly for an interruption] [none is forthcoming] Huh. Guess he took an early weekend. Anyhow... INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at his desk, a broad frown on his face. DJ 3000: WHY SO DOWN, MY GOOD FRIEND? PRODUCER: Oh, you know, just this Gray May / June Gloom
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Request Line: When In Rome
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A sleazy Hollywood producer... Wait - not a pair of sleazy Hollywood producers? No, just the one...is sitting on the couch in his office. Instead of his regular partner, today he is accompanied by... DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS: ...and so here I am. DJ 3000: WOW. AND SO YOU