INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY All the lights are...actually, most of the lights are out. A single spotlight is pointed at a disco ball on the ceiling, the reflections from which faintly illuminate DJ 3000' as it boots up... …to an empty studio. As we watch, DJ 3000''s console flashes the text
Author: Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Request Line: NFC East
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY All the lights in the studio are burning brightly. DJ 3000′ boots up… …to see a cheerful and relaxed HUNTER RENFROW sitting at one of the desks, talking on the phone. DJ 3000′: [flashes its console lights in greeting] HUNTER RENFROW: [acknowledges the greeting, holds up a finger]...well thank
Request Line: Floridity
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY All the lights in the studio are burning brightly. DJ 3000′ boots up… …to see HUNTER RENFROW sitting on the couch, fiddling with something. DJ 3000′: [sharply] HUNTER! HUNTER RENFROW: [startled, looks up] Oh, hey. DJ 3000′: WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING? HUNTER RENFROW holds up a UFO-themed fidget spinner. HUNTER
Request Line: Neighborhoods
Request Line: AFC West
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are...wait, it turns out the lights are actually on this week. Though, as usual, it remains completely silent. DJ 3000' boots up... …to a studio that remains empty. DJ 3000′: ONE MORE WEEK... Suddenly, the "incoming call" button on DJ 3000''s console lights up. ---
Request Line: Flings
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are...wait, it turns out the lights are actually on this week. Though, as usual, it remains completely silent. DJ 3000' boots up... …to realize that the studio remains empty. DJ 3000′: [checks calendar] OH, THAT'S RIGHT, HE'S STILL OFF IN SOUTH CAROLINA. Suddenly, the
Request Line: Politicians
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are...wait, it turns out the lights are actually on this week. Though, as usual, it remains completely silent. DJ 3000' boots up... …to realize that the studio is empty. DJ 3000′: [checks calendar] OH, THAT'S RIGHT, HE'S OFF THIS WEEK. Suddenly, the "incoming call"
Request Line: NFC North
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are once again burning brightly. Though, as usual, it remains completely silent. DJ 3000′ boots up… …to see HUNTER RENFROW once again sitting on the couch. This time, however, instead of a textbook, Hunter is holding a video game controller. HUNTER RENFROW: [glancing