Request Line: Noncompliance

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY All the lights in the studio are off, and it is completely silent.  DJ 3000′ boots up… …and loads his status file. He glances around the empty studio and makes a contented chiming noise.  DJ 3000': IT SURE WAS NICE OF STATION MANAGEMENT TO GIVE HUNTER THE DAY OFF

Request Line: Finals Week

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are once again burning brightly.  Though, as usual, it remains completely silent.  DJ 3000' boots up... …to see HUNTER RENFROW once again sitting on the couch, with a textbook in his lap.  This time, however, HUNTER RENFROW doesn't look nearly so relaxed. DJ

Request Line: AFC South

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are...wait, it turns out the lights are actually on this week.  Though, as usual, it remains completely silent.  DJ 3000' boots up... …to see Hunter Renfrow relaxing in the couch, with a textbook in his lap. DJ 3000′: GREETINGS. HUNTER RENFROW: [glancing up from

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Loop Year

As all of you know...okay, as anyone who has joined us for a session of Request Line knows...ahem, as anyone who actually reads the intros to Request Line knows... [looks around, sees a bunch of confused faces] Okay, let's start over. Two seasons ago I used Request Line as a vehicle to explore

Request Line: Exhaustion

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are...wait, it turns out the lights are actually on this week.  Though, as usual, it remains completely silent.  DJ 3000' boots up... …to see a familiar face lounging on the sofa, a textbook-shaped tome open in his lap. A soft snore indicates

Request Line: NFC West

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY All the lights in the studio are off, and it is completely silent.  DJ 3000' boots up... …and loads his status file. He glances around the empty studio and sighs.  DJ 3000′: ONE MORE WEEK UNTIL HUNTER IS BACK FROM LONDON... Suddenly... --- [door flies open] ---   DJ 3000′: Wow! It's Kurt

Request Line: Take It to the Bridge!

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are...wait, it turns out the lights are actually on this week.  Though, as usual, it remains completely silent.  DJ 3000' boots up... …to realize that the studio is empty. DJ 3000′: HEY...WHERE'D HE GO? Via an impressive visualization [.mp4 file not found] we watch

Request Line: To Shreds, You Say

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are...wait, it turns out the lights are actually on this week.  Though, as usual, it remains completely silent.  DJ 3000' boots up... …to see a familiar face lounging on the sofa, a textbook open in his lap. A soft snore indicates that

Request Line: AFC East

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are...wait, it turns out the lights are actually on this week.  Though, as usual, it remains completely silent.  DJ 3000' boots up... …to see a familiar face lounging on the sofa, a textbook open in his lap.  DJ 3000′: HEY! I DIDN'T EXPECT