INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at his desk, dozing. DJ 3000 is up against the wall, also in sleep mode. PRODUCER: [awakes with a start] Oh crap! We forgot about Request Line! DJ 3000: [console lights blink lazily, performs the computer equivalent of a yawn] JUST GET THE WEE
Author: Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Request Line: Toeing the Line
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The regular one again? WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M ON A TIGHT SCHEDULE HERE. [huffily] INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at his desk, with a pile of items in front of him. DJ 3000 is standing nearby, looking apprehensive. The PRODUCER carefully builds
Request Line: Character Concerns
Request Line: Madness
Request Line: Stick to Sports
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY Ah, so back to normal. Well, not really. Oh, shit. What now? You'll see. INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The studio sits vacant. The PRODUCER is nowhere to be seen, and DJ 3000 is in his normal position, lights flashing like a pinball machine. DJ 3000: ...HE SHOOTS HE SCORES! [looks
Request Line: Nationalities
INT. STADIUM - DAY Wait, it's an open roof stadium, wouldn't that be EXT.? Yeah, but they're in a luxury box, so technically it's an interior shot where lighting design will be required. Oh, okay. Ahem. As I was saying... INT. STADIUM - DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are sitting in comfortable chairs in
Request Line: Holier Than Thou
Request Line: Blood
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – NIGHT Wait, doesn't the show usually take place during the day? I'M SORRY DID I FUCKING STUTTER? INT. RECORDING STUDIO - THE MIDDLE OF THE GODDAMNED NIGHT The PRODUCER sits at the sound board, setting things up for the upcoming show. The recording booth is dark, and the PRODUCER
Request Line: Hair Care
Request Line: Wishful Thinking
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER sits comfortably at the sound board, setting things up for the upcoming show. He's been reunited with DJ 3000, who has successfully returned after being trapped for months in a time loop. Only...something feels a little bit different. PRODUCER: Man, does it feel good to