My name is Rev, and I am the white middle aged male version of a Basic Bitch. I read books about the Napoleonic Wars in my recliner with a glass of scotch. I love football despite all the intellectual reasons why it's silly to root for a bunch of highly-paid strangers ostensibly
Author: The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem
Mrs. Anderson’s Potluck is Decadent and Depraved: Tuesday Open Thread
I Have No Butthole, and I Must Fart: Tuesday Open Thread
Greetings from the Land of Barely Suppressed Rage. I'm fine. You're fine. Everyone's...fine. I was raised by an escaped WASP in the Jewish faith. So normally I just let the constant simmering cauldron of fury sit below my normally calm veneer. There it stews like a delicious Violence Gumbo until presented
Requiem for a Failson: Tuesday Open Thread
Whelp, Jim Irsay finally kicked it. He wasn't a great owner. He wasn't a great businessman. From all appearances, he wasn't even a very interesting drug-addicted failson- no trace of Hunter Thompson's High Powered Mutant about him. He lived, inherited the family business, bought a bunch of guitars, then died. It's not
Bring On the Meteor: Tuesday Open Thread
Leggo My Ego: Tuesday Open Thread
Was It Good For You:? Tuesday Open Thread
OK, so: not going to talk about Shedeur Sanders, why teams passed on Shedeur Sanders, prank calls to Shedeur Sanders, etc. Except this: America NEEDED to see Mel Kiper's head explode on national television. It would have been the catharsis that I (and all of you) have been craving since November. And
Not Long Now: Tuesday Open Thread
It's almost here! It's almost here! I don't have any rational basis for excitement and yet I'm almost herniated by delight! As previously discussed by Horatio, Hippo and everyone else not financially tied to the Draft Industrial Complex, it's objectively a very "meh" draft. Like that Christmas when Mom lost her job,
How Soon is A Week From Thursday?: Tuesday Open Thread
Day 65 of The Offseason. Position: 38°37'38.17"N, 90°11'52.4"W. Winds variable from SSE. It has been 65 days since last we sighted Football. The days grow longer and the crew more fractious as we drift further and further into the Great Doldrums. Our closest contact with civilization was four days ago, when we chanced across
Portishead Revisited: Tuesday Open Thread
Sorry kids, no Hot NFL Rules Updates for you this week. You're just going to have to watch White Lotus, or AI goat porn, or whatever else blows your hair back. Congratulations to the "University" of Florida on becoming the first anti-educational institution to win a college basketball championship. Congratulations also to