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scotchnaut - December 28, 2023December 28, 2023

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Let's get back on that damn horse, shall we? Minutae: -The Clipboardening: Joining the likes of Cutlets, Wilson, Howell and Ridder on the bench will be Nick "Rockabye" Mullens. Too many turnovers is his problem. -Stroud is still having light sensitivity issues, can't count his fingers, is unable to tell left from right

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scotchnaut - December 25, 2023December 25, 2023

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I finally know what a '50's housewife feels like having spent most of the day in the kitchen and scooting snackers the hell away. Damn, that's a long day on my feet. I could use a cool, refreshing and slimming Marlboro right now! To The Game! Ravens/Niners: -Career Bestie: That's Lamar's total completions and

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scotchnaut - December 25, 2023December 25, 2023

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That's what the football gods sayeth in what passes for my brain. To The Game! Giants/Eagles: -Dallas dropped the ball yesterday but it doesn't seem to mean that much given that Philly just needs to get a win under their belt against a team that they dominate on the regular.  Also, Dallas plays

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scotchnaut - December 25, 2023

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Lot's of cooking today but I might be able to escape here and look in. Can I get everyone fed and out the door before the Giants game. Nope. Oh well. Fallout: -The Fins beat a +.500 team for the first time! Miami and Dallas will be in competition for the most

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scotchnaut - December 24, 2023December 24, 2023

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Right now I'm probably trying to stifle a snide reply to a certain inanity that came out of the mouth of a certain in-law. So I've got that going for me. I'll keep this short because there's much to do today. Enjoy the tilt and drop by and say hello. To

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scotchnaut - December 24, 2023December 24, 2023

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A scant three games on offer. (we should be accustomed to this by now) One is a keeper, another is a stinker and the third is watchable if you're a hardcore NFC South groupie. To The Games! Jags/Bucs: Against all reasonable expectations Tampa has cobbled together a three game win streak. At the

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scotchnaut - December 24, 2023

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These ramblings will be as skinny as the games on offer today because we're opening presents, cooking stuff and then heading out to the SIL's. Why are we opening presents? Well, Fractured Skull Boy has a girlfriend and despite the fact they're 'not serious' (she's practically moved in) he wants

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scotchnaut - December 23, 2023December 23, 2023

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It just doesn't seem right that Buffalo is in a position whereby they need to win out (and need a bit of help) to get into the post-season but here we are. To The Game! Bills/Chargers: -That Bolts D took a shit-kicking last week to the Raiders of all teams but if that's

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scotchnaut - December 23, 2023December 23, 2023

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Hey, you're all busy doing that Xmas-y stuff and you need a break just so that you don't wring some family member's neck. Sit down, cool off and watch some football. That's the ticket! To The Game! Bengals/Steelers: -Pickett is still missing, Rudolf The Struggling QB is starting, their top three safeties are

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scotchnaut - December 21, 2023

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Can you believe it's week 16 already? There's only 48 more regular season games to play, friends. Tidbits: -Chase has been officially ruled out for the game against the free-falling (and falling apart) Steelers. I'm sure they'll turn things around. How do I know? A valued source informed me that Tomlin visited

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scotchnaut - December 18, 2023December 18, 2023

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So much going on, let's head on over to... Fallout: -Birds Are People Too!: James Audubon would be pissed! The Niners have beaten the Seahawks, Eagles, Seahawks again and the Cardinals the last four weeks. Up next week? The Ravens. -As per his namesake, King Henry made some history yesterday-by running 16 times

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scotchnaut - December 17, 2023December 17, 2023

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She's a rainy depressive day over here and I should make a fire. Ruby loves snuggling nearby when it's roaring but Molly (the incredibly stupid one) doesn't have a clue-she'd rather go out in the dreary drizzle and annoy the good folks that live down the road. (one time she