Your Monday Night Football Open Thread

My, it was great to get back in the swing of things except for that whole Giants implosion thing. But everything else was pretty good-switching back and forth between games, watching highlights, tracking my pathetic blowout out in MATH HARD! fantasy football, everything really. Now let’s look at some stuff.

Fallout:

Injuries, Of Course-

Among the fallen are Nacua, Jordan Love, Najoku, Jake Ferguson, Addison and Josh Allen. Updates to follow. (not by me)

A Dearth of Scoring-

There’s still a game to go but passing TD’s are lacking. As of now only 33 have been scored. Last year the opening weekend featured 37-in 2022 there were 52 and in 2021 the number was 60+. That seems counter-intuitive but numbers have never lied before and they’re not going to start now!

Real and Spectacular!-

We’re talking about Anthony Richardson’s arm. He had three throws of 50+ air yards yesterday and one at least was in the jaw-dropping category. Also, he missed at least two wide-open receivers that would have probably changed the outcome of the game. Are we looking at a reincarnation of Josh Allen’s wild and wacky rookie year? God, I hope so.

-Giants Rant Incoming-

That New York team accomplished the near-impossible, they played as badly as their uniforms were ugly. Daboll went on and on about the offense needing to be opened up and emphasized it in camp and with Nabers on board it looked like a done deal. The result? ONE pass of over 20 yards. He doesn’t seem to have the courage of his convictions just as Dimes doesn’t have the courage to sit in the pocket any more. I’d say he’s broken but that would imply that at some previous time he was fixed/functional. The longest running play was 14 yards and that’s because it was a wr screen that was thrown behind Wan’Dale Robinson so it was recorded as a rushing attempt. Good God!

-Oh Panteros!

The Saints scored on their first nine possessions before they finally took their foot off the gas.

To The Game!

Jets/Niners:

-Hasaan Reddick is paying 800k for the pleasure of watching the tilt this evening. And you though Direct TV was a ripoff!

-There’s plenty of chatter whether or not McCaffrey will be on a pitch count tonight. He said he’s ready to go but I’m sure Baby Shanny has other ideas.

-Everyone knows about the Aiyuk saga but arguably of more importance is how Trent Williams plays after sitting out pretty much everything during camp and preseason.

-What’s going on Proppage-wise? Purdy is at 240.5 yards passing and given that the Jets D surrendered the over only four times last year I don’t think it’s going to happen. With New York being so good at both corners perhaps Kittles 43.5 number deserves a look.

-One guy happy about Rodgers being back is Garret Wilson who has dealt with five other qb’s over his two years on the team. A little stability at the spot should cause his numbers to spiral upward one would think.

Now it’s you!

 

 

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WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x05udwFaQs

Mike McCready had to have injured himself.

BeefReeferLives

Awwwwww.

“Cameras Caught Aaron Rodgers Totally Ignoring His Offensive CoordinatorRodgers was visibly frustrated for much of the night”

https://www.si.com/nfl/cameras-caught-aaron-rodgers-totally-ignoring-offensive-coordinator

WCS

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BeefReeferLives

To use one of your old standbys:

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Gumbygirl

Well he’s smarter than any coach, doncha know!

Unsurprised

In this case, they are Jets coaches

WCS

By the way, I’m working a double, so yinz are stuck with me in the back of the room for a while. Come say hi.

BeefReeferLives

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BeefReeferLives

So whaddya think of them signing Corliss?

WCS

Suisham’d

BeefReeferLives

What, you think he’s going to kick that ball like it’s a Sheetz paper towel dispenser?

BeefReeferLives

D’oh, that was Jeff Reed.

BeefReeferLives

Just glad it wasn’t P. Harvin III again. Oy VEY.

WCS

Skippy!

Mr. Ayo

I’m drinking another double. I’ll be calling in soon for something.

Gumbygirl

I’m surprised Petronel wasn’t here tonight. Maybe she was at the game?

WCS

She was the one putting just actual water in Qaron’s bottle, which is why he played that way.

Gumbygirl

Bless her!

BeefReeferLives
Unsurprised

I’m his parents’ age.

Doktor Zymm

It would be great if they got a bit more creative with the sideline interviews

WCS

“Coach, that was a pretty tough game. Any particular reason standing out immediately why the team looked so absolutely dogshit?”

WCS

“Aaron, that was a rough one. Can you verify just what and how much of which psychotropic chemicals have you ingested in the past twelve or so hours? How much did that influence the play-action you were trying to set up in the first half?”

Bogdanski

Do you think Qaron and Bosa were discussing how to still get RFK Jr elected or how Rodgers has just come to realize Trump is the way, the truth, and the light?

Redshirt

Rodgers: “I’m sorry, but I just cannot ignore his obvious character flaw.”
Bosa: “Narcissism?”
Rodgers: “Family.”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

North Carolina’s Supreme Court just ruled that they have to reprint their ballots, because apparently leaving the Bear Bandit on there would lead to “irreparable harm”. Apparently now Bugs Bunny can sue all those people who wrote his name in.

Mr. Ayo

SCORIGAMI!

That was unexpected.

Horatio Cornblower

I managed to defeat Gumbygirl in the first week of the Lowratio League, and I am one step closer to becoming the next Wrexham and getting promoted.

/loses next 8 games

Ah, yes. Well. Nevertheless.

Gumbygirl

I would have beat you if I had left Curtis samuel on the bench, where he belongs. Or if I sat Burrow for Fatthew. Oh well! Que sera, sera

Doktor Zymm

Welcome to the joys of lineup setting!

fleshwound_NPG

SCORIGAMI ALERT

Horatio Cornblower

IS THERE A QUARTERBACK CONTROVERSY IN NEW YORK!?!? MY COLUMN!!

Gatoraids

QArterback Controversy

Dunstan

There would never be a QB controversy with Aaron and the Jets. The Jets are like family to … oh. Never mind.

WCS

I REALLY wanted Zach Wilson to trot out.

Mr. Ayo

And then trip. And then throw a pick six. And then hit on Saleh’s mother.

clint greasewood

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Redshirt

This? This is what we spent over a year waiting for?

blaxabbath

Well now they need a season to gel….

WCS

Death, taxes, LOLJets

Wakezilla

Not looking good for the Jests

blaxabbath

Oh cool. My entire fantasy draft strategy (I can share my secrets now that the event is over) was to get the most expensive guy available and ride him to victory.

VIA BEING A SURPRISE INACTIVE!

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