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scotchnaut - November 24, 2019November 24, 2019

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Of course it was all over the local papers and even made the regional news broadcast. When things go right there's never much fuss because there are no witnesses, or the family are out-of-towners (if there are any) or the body is discovered much later. A corpse isn't news-worthy. But

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scotchnaut - November 24, 2019November 24, 2019

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Thank goodness they staggered the two games on offer, huh? And the featured game is between two teams that the majority of football fans would like to have fired into the sun. But let's think about that for a second. Why would we do that to the good old sun?

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scotchnaut - November 24, 2019

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Just over the horizon I can see the fantasy playoffs looming and those of you at 5-6 better get your collective shit together sooner rather than later. Perhaps you should take a flyer or two on some high upsiders, I mean what you've been doing so far hasn't exactly worked

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scotchnaut - November 18, 2019

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Dontcha love ready-made excuses? I myself have used, "The water was really cold", "Uh, sorry. I guess I drank too much", "The dog ate my computer", "It was like that when I got here", "I didn't know where the plunger was" and many, many others. Hey, let's take a wander

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scotchnaut - November 17, 2019November 17, 2019

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These food drives are a pain in the ass, especially on a blustery, snowy day like this. Door to door, house to house-there's maybe a 25% chance that the folks residing therein have heard about it. The social workers that put this one together had a thin budget and could

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scotchnaut - November 17, 2019November 17, 2019

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[looks at late slate offerings] Oof! This slate is a bit of a skinny one, isn't it? Ah, we'll make the best of it regardless. TO THE GAMES! Cards/Niners: What is going on with David Johnson? He's run for all of 4 yards in the month of November and looked bad doing it.

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scotchnaut - November 17, 2019

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It's not a good joke but it's better than my "The Hills Have Eyes" riff that I couldn't quite put together. TO THE GAMES! Cowboys/Lions: There's not much to choose from when it comes to the Detroit backfield but I should note that McKissic is good at catching the rock and Dallas gives

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scotchnaut - November 10, 2019

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God, it's been so long since we chatted about my fantasy money leagues! Well, I'm doing good-1st in one at 7-2 (highest scorer and least points scored against) and in the other I'm also in first...at 5-4, tied with four other guys. Logjam! Sooo, Parker vs. the Colts or Brown

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scotchnaut - November 4, 2019

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T'was a long weekend as far as the footballing was concerned so let's check on the- Fallout- -Out for the year are D-Jax and Preston Williams. -Out for the year for other reasons is one Jermaine Whitehead. Having missed several tackles during the game, he tried to tackle some folks on twitter and,