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Your Extraordinarily Ill-Prepared NFL Football Open Thread
Hey folks, I’m hungover and very tired and cranky. Instead of combing through a bunch of team and stat sites and sifting through a…
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Your Say Sayonara to Thursday Night Football Open Thread
We’ve come to the final Thursday Nighter of the year. The journey started oh so many months ago-was it 6(?) or 8(?) months ago?…
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Your Final NFL Christmas Football Open Thread
This is the last one, I promise. Well, until tomorrow that is. It’s been a long day filled with various levels of obligations and…
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Your Very Next Christmas NFL Football Open Thread
We face the Eternal Question: Will Hippo nap through this tilt or will he keep his eyes open? We get yet another game that…
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Your Christmas Day NFL Football Open Thread Part One
Merry Holiday, you delightful miscreants! I just noticed that I labeled last night’s thread as a Sunday night. Was I distracted by the notion…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
I feel bad for the yinzers out there because of Franco’s sudden passing and the timing of it. I can’t really think of a…
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Your Measly Two Game Offering Open Thread
What the hell?! At the very least there’s playoff implications aplenty but the NFL needs to do better. Or start to care. What? You’re…
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Your Christmas Eve NFL Football Open Thread
Hello fellow commenters and assorted lurkers (you really should say ‘hello’) we’ve got Saturday football up the ying yang along with plenty other sports…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Well, we asked for some snow games and it looks as though we’ll get plenty. In some instances we’ll have rain and high winds…
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Your “Battle of the NFC East” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
And this time it actually means something significant and other teams in the league aren’t laughing and pointing like they did last year. Thank…
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