It’s Your “Hope She’s Not A Blow-Out” Fins/Pats Thread

scotchnaut - October 29, 2015

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Mia @ NE: Hope. I remember when I felt that. It was quite a long time ago but then a marriage and kids came along and it all came crashing down. The Dolphins and their dozens of fans are feeling that very same thing right now. Don't tell them that Brady

It’s Your Monday Nighter Open Thread!

scotchnaut - October 26, 2015

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I don't know how we did it. We watched a quadruple-header yesterday and there are no urine stains on the sofa. Not only that, but we're back to watch this. I don't use the word "heroes" very often but damnit!, we are heroes. We've slogged through some lousy ref calls,

It’s Finally Here-Your Sunday Night Thread

scotchnaut - October 25, 2015October 25, 2015

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Phi @ Car: This game looks like a keeper, don't it? I see two solid D's taking on patchwork O's that get results. I can't help thinking this will be a close, hard-fought game that ends with me snoring on my sofa because I had three scotches/beers too many. Carolina has

It’s Your Oak/SD, Dal/NYG Slim Pickin’s Thread

scotchnaut - October 25, 2015October 25, 2015

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So this is how we're punished for waking up squirrelly to watch lousy (yet entertaining) football played on a different continent? Fine. Oak @ SD: Raiders are 2-3 with a 2 point loss to the stinking Bears as the only outlier on their sked as far as expected wins and losses. They've

It’s One O’Clock-Do You Know Where Your Games Are? Thread.

scotchnaut - October 25, 2015October 25, 2015

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Atl @ Ten: Looks like Jason McCourty will be the latest CB to bathe in the awesomeness that is Julio. This six point thread seems out of whack. If I had a gambling problem I'd be all over this. The Titans are playing the last of 4 straight games at home

Your Pyjamas-Only Bills/Jags “Tumble In The Fog” Thread

scotchnaut - October 25, 2015

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I thought about doing one of my usual half-assed breakdowns for this game but the Jags don't matter (okay, here's one thing I learned-they're the only team that doesn't have a running TD after six weeks) and it would most likely result in a breakdown on my part. I checked

Your Thursday Night Winner-Takes-Nothing Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 22, 2015

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[waves beige flag] Up here in The Canada we're three days into Justin Trudeau's Reign Of Liberal Terror. Not much has changed. Oh wait, last night on my way home I was dragged out of my car and forced to do a bong against my will. Bastard six year-old's-I'll get

Your Faux-Existential Monday Night Thread

scotchnaut - October 19, 2015

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Everywhere you turn around these days it seems like things are going to shit. Whether it's be-headings abroad or mass shootings here or government officials telling outright lies and not being called on it or hell, not getting that raise you were promised-don't you think it would be nice to

Your “Coke Is Poison!” Sunday Night Thread

scotchnaut - October 18, 2015October 18, 2015

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NE @ Ind: [swallows bile and pride] I have to give the guy credit for saying what everyone knows and what never gets said in major media. There. I feel faint but I think I'm okay. What no one addressed is that Brady added, "Donuts are the Anti-Christ!" so the

Your Late Afternoon Thread

scotchnaut - October 18, 2015October 18, 2015

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Car @ Sea: I doubt very much that Graham will get going finally against a Panthers D that have allowed only 1 TD and have 3 picks when the TE has been targeted. On the other side, Olsen accounts for just over 30% of the team's receiving yards, leads the

Your Early Slate Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 18, 2015

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Was @ NYJ: This game features two above average D's that get it done differently. The Slurs blitz a league-low 11% of the time and the Jets a league-high 53%. QB-wise Cousins has two pick-sixes that have lost games and Fitz hasn't cracked 1,000 yds yet and has 6 Int's

Your All-Devonta Thursday Night Football Game Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 15, 2015

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The Hipp was kind enough to post a JV thread which alludes to the fact that, though we love/hate the NFL ball, we don't wear sports blinders. On the ice the Sens are playing the Pens and of course the Dodgers are hosting the Mets (deciding amongst themselves who will