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Your “Night Comes Early” Sunday Open Thread
There’s a 4 o’clock football game so there’s a corresponding thread. That’s just the way it goes around here. This will double as the…
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Your “I Salute Your Dogged Persistence” Saturday Night Open Thread
If you’re hanging out here-even for just a little bit-you’ve got moxy. You’ve so many other options with which to entertain yourself and yet……
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Your Thoroughly Unnecessary Preseason Colts/Browns Preseason Tilt Open Thread
I shouldn’t have bothered with it but this is a NFL footballing site so this is sorta what we do. And the thing is,…
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Your “The Internet No Longer Has Pics of Women: Sexy Friday Cancelled” Preseason Football Open Thread
They said it could never happen but it did. Scads and mega-scads of images of girlycakes are gone from your device, scrubbed North Korea-style.…
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Your “Warning: Football-Like Activity Has Been Detected!” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Despite it being just the first week of exhibition I think most of us have taken a quick peek at the games on offer.…
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Your “Warning: The Creep Door is Closing Fast” Saturday Morning/Afternoon Open Thread
Soooo. As a recent convert to soccer I’m quite grateful that the enormous “nothing sporty to watch” gulf between March Madness and exhibition NFL…
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Your “So Ya Wanna Watch Some Footsy, Eh?” Saturday Morning Open Thread
It wasn’t supposed to be this way. There are far more knowledgeable soccer doofuses that should be doing this but I volunteered and y’all…
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Your “Raging Semi” College Basketball Game Intro And Saturday Night Open Thread
King Hippo gave me the raging semi, by the way. He’s good like that-a real solid internet buddy, as opposed to all you viscous,…
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Your “We Join The Game In Progress” College B-Ball Open Thread
The powers that be (me, apparently) have asked that someone, anyone, throw some crap against the content wall so that folks that hate Kentucky…
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Your “Sweet Sixteen Window Is Closing” Sunday Afternoon College Ball Open Thread
If you’re looking for insight, analysis, clues, savvy angles or sober commentary on these games, you’ve clicked the wrong site. All that malarkey can…