Your “Come On Down, You’re The Next QB Up!” Monday Night Football Open Thread

So I was listening to the fantasy football channel on my way home from work today (not a sponsor) when I heard a yeller describe a specific play as “bananacakes!”. Sure it could be just a coincidence but I think the long reach of DFO is manifesting itself, peoples! Let’s head over to that thing that gets done on Mondays…

Fallout:

-Is this the year of the backup qb? Sure seems like it. The whole football got rolling with a bit of news that resulted in Brissett being under center. From there we’ve seen Minshew, Rudolf, Bridgewater, (Taysom is just a matter of time) Rosen, McCown and tonight Sieman. And Daniel Jones is right around the corner. That’s about 20% of teams leaning on the guy they feared they wouldn’t have to lean on. And we’re all of two weeks in.

-Speaking of the Giants Jones, coach Shurmur won’t commit to Eli this coming week. He’s in a wee tight spot because owner Mara/GM Gettleman are Eli guys but now he’s asserting himself. He’ll win out eventually with the help of the NY media.

-Those fantasy owners that took a flyer on the Steelers James Washington, don’t throw in the Terrible Towel just yet. New qb Mason Rudolf and JW were teammates at Oklahoma State very recently and did some good things together. I’m not saying that they’ll be gangbusters but just give this a chance.

“J’accuse…!”  So says a lady mural painter employed by Mr. Antonio. An unsubstantiated rumor started by me just right now was that the mural was of an id running wild…

-Broncs fans can take solace in the fact that Manny Sanders is back and doing damage again but be aware that he was matched against the incredibly awful cb Buster Skrines yesterday.

-Adam Vinatieri, unless you get your shit together next week, the noble thing to do would be to take the decision out of your coach’s hands and hang up that kicking tee for good.

TO THE GAME!

Browns/Jets:

Good lord, New York is almost literally limping into this tilt. I fear that rb Bell and his wonky shoulder are going to be called on to carry far too much of the load because Siemian and he’s going to break down. Cleveland had a letdown last week and should come out super aggressive. As with all things Cleveland, this one won’t be pretty.

Do that thingy that you do. It’s so sexy!

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Unsurprised

LOL. I’m cryin’

Odell's face in the first 8-10 seconds… https://t.co/O8b9Ne6XjH

— Doug Kezirian (@DougESPN) September 17, 2019

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blackroseMD1

He went full Winona Ryder for a few seconds there.

ALXMAC
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LemonJello

This is amazeballs.,

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I heard something called a Like Falk made an appearance at QB for the Jets tonight. Fuck, even the racists think Kaep is a better option.

Unsurprised

Not that they’ll admit it

Mr. Ayo

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Unsurprised

What the fuck

Mr. Ayo

You should see the other guy.
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Unsurprised

GAAHHHHHH

Mr. Ayo

One gash or two?
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Unsurprised

They let him continue?

Mr. Ayo

He was gashed early. And they let him finish all 12 rounds.

He admitted he couldn’t see for 4 rounds too.

Unsurprised

So that’s where NFL concussion docs moonlight in their spare time.

Unsurprised

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Unsurprised

Bold strategy not to cover Beckham.

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Unsurprised

So I didn’t miss anything?

Unsurprised

Let’s savor this again.
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ALXMAC
ALXMAC
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Mono” means “one”. “Wins” means “wins”. This concludes your New York Jets training course.
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ALXMAC
King Hippo

also, everyone noes that Mets/Jets affiliations go together. So…Tebow! TEBOW!! TEBOW!!!

#SuckItLibtards

Brick Meathook

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Sharkbait

Can we fire him into the sun?

King Hippo

tell him they’s uncut foreskins there, he’ll go voluntary-like

Gatoraids

Time for real men to return
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Senor Weaselo

I’m the weird Yanks/Jets human!
/Hey, Jets Fest was at Hofstra

King Hippo

I couldn’t watch anymore out of terror of a Second Lesser ChubbDOWN. Sounds like I really missed out, huh?

WCS

Looking forward to the Jets and LOLphins both finishing 0-14-2 this season.

King Hippo

LOLfins/Jest x2
LOLfins/Gigantes
Jest/Gigantes

That’s quite the circle jerk of failure still to come. PHRASING

WCS

Three teams finish at 0-13-3 then?

ALXMAC

Don’t forget aboot the Cardnials

King Hippo

Around here we recognize OSZ’s genius in deeming them Qardinals

King Hippo

LOLfins 0-13-3
Jest 0-13-3
Gigantes 0-14-2
Whatever the fuck Qardinals does

I look forward to the tank/draft positioning maths. 2 wins likely gets you picking 5th in 2020

King Hippo

WAIT!! Gigantes play the Qardinals week 7. So they can get their 3rd draw (and AZQ their 2nd), after all. HAIL CHAOS!!

Horatio Cornblower

Bears-Slurs next week? Is the NFL trying to kill Monday Night Football?

King Hippo

it’s like Pride v. Heritage amirite??

Horatio Cornblower

My guess is they’re going to celebrate the 100th anniversary by talking about the time the Bears used the T-formation to beat the Slurs 73-7. And that they will talk about it until we all pray to Xenu for the return of single wing football.

Brocky

Monday night football hasn’t been the same since they brought back Sunday night games. There’s like this unspoken rule that nbc gets to pick its matchups

Horatio Cornblower

As I understand it, it’s more than unspoken. At some point later in the season NBC can have the scheduled Sunday night game switched out for a more meaningful Sunday match-up.

Sharkbait

Just pick up the flag assholes. Why even throw it at this point?

Duchess

I think ive found my new job… i will be signing a contract with the Miami Dolphins and quiet possibly be traded to the Jaguars for three washing machines and a pallet of practice balls.

Brocky

I like how neither team used a timeout in the second half

Dunstan

They can’t wait for it to be over, either

Brocky

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WCS

Hello, miss…

Brick Meathook

The new iPhone has three lenses and sounds like an SLR?

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