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Your “Let’s Get This Party Started!” Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
Let’s get right at it… TO THE GAMES! Pats/Fins: Guh. Nice start. The spread in this game is 19, which is about 19 more…
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Your “No Stereo, Just Mono” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Well, well, well. After complaining about ‘squirrels running circles inside my helmet’ and ‘constant rain falling off my body’, Jets team physicians diagnosed Unfrozen…
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Your “I Knew You’d Come Crawling Back” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Were you not entertained yesterday? I certainly was. We had safeties, plenty of derpage, surprises, comebacks, new stars (if only for one week) and…
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Your “Calling All Pats Haters. Assemble!” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
It shouldn’t be this way. We should be happy. The Browns look like a very watchable, exciting team this year. The Cardinals are conducting…
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Your “You Go Back, Jack, Do It Again” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
Well, that was lovely! Would you care for more? TO THE GAMES! Colts/Chargers: No pressure, Jacoby. Perhaps it was because he was brought up…
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Your “I Think The Banner Pic Pretty Much Covers It” Holiest of Holy Open Threads
Now that the Thursday Nighter has been wiped from our collective memories by all the weed, booze and pills that it is possible to…
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Your “Welcome To Game 1! Only 266 More To Go” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Jesus Bananacakes! I don’t even know where to begin. I guess I should welcome all you folks back from your non-self-imposed hiatus from the…
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Your “Just One More” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Speaking of the football, Man City dispatched Bournemouth earlier today. I’ve adopted the former team simply because I fell in love with Kevin De…
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Your “No Injuries. No Injuries. No Injuries” Saturday Night Open Thread
There’s a Sirius XM station that is completely dedicated to fantasy but there are no women on it (that I have heard). So you…
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Your “Come One, Come All! (Not You, Starters)” Thursday Night Preseason Open Thread
This is usually the time when some sort of ‘dress rehearsal’ for the regular season takes place with all the stars muddying their unis…