Your “Who Could be Calling at This Hour, Honey?” Monday Night Football Open Thread

Let’s get right to it, shall we?

Fallout:

-The Potato Skins-classy as ever-living fuck. Poor old Jay certainly had it coming but GM Bruce Allen just couldn’t wait to move on. And move on he did, shortly after 5am this morning. Does Washington specifically hire dickbags or does the work environment bring it out in individuals?

-DeShaun Watson became the very first qb to throw for over 400 yardos and 5 TD’s (with no interceptions) while having 5 or less incompletions. That’s a quality performance!

-Speaking of quality, Christian McCaffrey went bananas again yesterday. As an owner of him in a money league I’m a happy camper but he’s on pace to rack 392 touches. That’s insane. That’s 392 bone-jarring hits in a little over four months.

-Devlin Hodges will get his first start next week as Mason Rudolph does a little dusting. (the cobwebs out his brain) Yeah that was scary as hell but keep your eyes on the ball here and stream the Chargers D next week.

-Okay, the Chiefs were behind most of the game and rb’s only had 11 carries total but LeSean didn’t get a single one (Damien Williams had 9) and only had two catches, one of which he converted into a fumble. I’m giving this odd distribution the stinkeye.

TO THE GAME!

Browns/Niners:

Had I even looked at this game a few weeks ago it wouldn’t have caused me to lift an eyebrow but San Franny being 3-0 makes me curious. And how are they doing it? The numbers say they’ve got a top 5 D and a top 5 O-that O is on point so far even though Jimmy G’s stats aren’t setting the world on fire.

I look forward to Jeff Wilson Jr. vulturing a Matt Breida score. The former has 18 carries total, 13 of which are in the red zone. I guess Kyle [rising, questioning voice] knows what he’s doing? Baker finally had a game for himself last week in the win vs. the Ravens-can he keep the pigskin rolling?

I’ve had my words, now it’s your turn.

 

 

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Today’s big accomplishment: not farting during yoga

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Was that an Alfa-Romeo commercial? Who the fuck buys an Alfa-Romeo from a TV commercial?

WCS

Eric and/or Donald Trump Junior?

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Mr. Ayo

[Redacteds] QB room?

Senor Weaselo

Change that: Britton tweaked something, so Chapman will try for a 5 out save.

Senor Weaselo

Oh, hey, it looks like Britton tweaked something, so Tyler Lyons is going to pitch the 8th inning of an elimination game!

WCS

TWWL skipping postseason baseball coverage for NBA preseason “analysis” is peak TWWL.

Senor Weaselo

55 minutes on the LA basketball teams? Don’t mind if they do!