Let’s get right to it, shall we?
Fallout:
-The Potato Skins-classy as ever-living fuck. Poor old Jay certainly had it coming but GM Bruce Allen just couldn’t wait to move on. And move on he did, shortly after 5am this morning. Does Washington specifically hire dickbags or does the work environment bring it out in individuals?
-DeShaun Watson became the very first qb to throw for over 400 yardos and 5 TD’s (with no interceptions) while having 5 or less incompletions. That’s a quality performance!
-Speaking of quality, Christian McCaffrey went bananas again yesterday. As an owner of him in a money league I’m a happy camper but he’s on pace to rack 392 touches. That’s insane. That’s 392 bone-jarring hits in a little over four months.
-Devlin Hodges will get his first start next week as Mason Rudolph does a little dusting. (the cobwebs out his brain) Yeah that was scary as hell but keep your eyes on the ball here and stream the Chargers D next week.
-Okay, the Chiefs were behind most of the game and rb’s only had 11 carries total but LeSean didn’t get a single one (Damien Williams had 9) and only had two catches, one of which he converted into a fumble. I’m giving this odd distribution the stinkeye.
TO THE GAME!
Browns/Niners:
Had I even looked at this game a few weeks ago it wouldn’t have caused me to lift an eyebrow but San Franny being 3-0 makes me curious. And how are they doing it? The numbers say they’ve got a top 5 D and a top 5 O-that O is on point so far even though Jimmy G’s stats aren’t setting the world on fire.
I look forward to Jeff Wilson Jr. vulturing a Matt Breida score. The former has 18 carries total, 13 of which are in the red zone. I guess Kyle [rising, questioning voice] knows what he’s doing? Baker finally had a game for himself last week in the win vs. the Ravens-can he keep the pigskin rolling?
I’ve had my words, now it’s your turn.
Yang Gang pitching the $1,000 UBI like it won’t immediately be gobbled up and then some by rent-seekers make me sad to realize that there are people even dumber than MAGA and libertarians. The only reason the experiments in Finland and Switzerland have kinda, sorta worked is that those two countries also already have massive welfare states. Whereas for Yang’s and every techbro’s conception of UBI, it’s to replace the safety net, which has been done in the past and has always and *gasp*, unsurprisingly to anyone who actually has to pay bills, just made the poor even poorer.
I wasted a 7-day free trial on Sling! TV just to watch this shit-fest
Now you can switch over to FS1 and watch the Dirt Giants advance in the playoffs.
Yup. Twinks picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Gleyber Torres, fucking good at baseball. Senor Weaselo, heartbeat lowering.
Cleveland: Yup, we’re still Cleveland.
But they’re not Detroit!
Baltimore sits in corner and keeps its yap shut.
DUUUUVALLLLLLLL
Hey, there are blocks in Baltimore that are nice! Like by Hopkins. Not as much by Peabody.
That’s about right.
Can I sue RoundUp even if I don’t have Lymphoma yet?
Doesn’t every citizen have a class action lawsuit with them at this point?
If they don’t, it’s not for a lack of solicitation advertising.
Yes. There’s a 100% chance you’ve been exposed to it.
The problem is [cut because who gives a fuck]. If you join now the class action settlement may be concluded and you may get $3 in compensation in 50 years.
Or maybe RoundUp can sue you.
THIS BROWNS OFFENSIVE LINE, I CALL THEM THE BROWNS BECAUSE THEY’RE TERRIBLE
You sounded just like Dirty Harry there.
Evening. I see the safety gods have been appeased.
BRING OUT AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION KITTY!
Tommy Kahnle isn’t exactly making me feel confident right now as opposed to Sevy batter to batter.
She seems cold.
such SHOULDERS
There’s something wrong with that left nipple.
I hope it’s a piercing.
Better do a thorough examination just to be safe.
Fuck
1 minute later there were 10 separate accidents.
In Mah Pants.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvdk55p5Cwg
tWBS’ night tonight…..
Don’t throw it to Kittle.
Don’t throw it to Kittle.
Don’t throw it to Kittle.
GODDAMMIT!!!!!
Meh, I didn’t deserve the win this week anyway.
I also think the Minnesota Twins should have a Class A affiliate called the Provincetown Twinks. The co-branding potential is amazing.
Looks up.
Yep that’s the Buddy signal.
wonder who has the contract to engrave Dirt Vikings’ participation trophy
The guy who did Prince’s tombstone?
You mean The Corpse Formerly Known as Prince?
Big’uns aside, if you said this was Charlize Theron practicing her role in the Roger Ailes movie I would believe you.
https://old.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/dervtm/game_thread_cleveland_browns_22_at_san_francisco/
Nice burn from their gifs thread
BLUDGEON
https://twitter.com/1067theFan/status/1181231901497024512
Eventually even the blinking digital clock is accurate at midnight
lots of ded weight in that deck chair, though
STEEEEEEEEEEEEERIKE!
needs MOAR gasoline fire
She should just get implants like Iliza Schlesinger did.
Related, but IS’s fappening leak is great, but the best part is actually the unpublished lingerie shoot she did.
So I’m starting to think I’m a Monday night genius when it comes to picking these games. Or they’ve just all been awful and predictable enough for someone mildly paying attention to the League for the past 3 years. Either way.
BLESSED BY BOLTMAN
“I AM THE MOST COVERED IN THE ENTRAILS OF THE INNOCENT! I AM HIS CHOSEN!”
Say what you will about Freddie Kitchens, but the guy can rock misspelled swag.
as a quasi-bum, I also approve that all of his clothing seems to be of teh sweat varietal
Evening lizard people. Obviously watching the based ball, Sevy might want to consider going from the stretch the rest of the night.
28-3. INSURMOUNTABLE LEAD
Atlanta triggering intensifies
“Mitch Garber is one of the best fastball hitters in the game”
Mitch promptly strikes out on a fastball down the middle.
My work week is 1/3 over. I approve of this.
I may be missing the point here, but what is going on with that pizza?
home made white sauce
Sooooooo glad I finally finished editing that Lease I have been putting off to enjoy the end of this spirited, TOTES competitive FITBAW.
Since this turned into Sexy Monday. NSFW
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All days should be sexy. Change my mind
GREAT, that will scare away all the Rooskie lurkers Ian’s movie reviews brung us.
/also, maybe we should have Entropy go find Ian??
Pero hoy es lunes, ¿verdad?
I like it that she’s wearing Chuck Taylors.
Is that wrong?
So far John Smoltz has given us such gems as “Odirizzi has yet to show a right-hander his inside fastball” one batter after Odirizzi struck Judge out with an inside fastball, and letting us know that the Twins have only three innings to get something done before the Yankee bullpen comes into play, when they’re facing an apparently healthy Luis Severino, one of the best starting pitchers in the league.
I think baseball announcers may be the worst.
If I wanted baseball I’d watch it. Effer
How bout that 5 Seconds of Summer song?
They make the Jonas Brothers look like 98 Degrees.
Obligatory: Dude
Hey, if beating it to boy band posters is wrong, I don’t wanna be not beating it.
Hehehehe….phrased perfectly.
NKOTB or GTFO
that’s one HAWT piece of ass, raht thar
That’s why he can pull tail of this quality:
Somewhere, Tucker Carlson is hard and he doesnt know why
aka Grab Them By The Ears
That’s some shoddy seams, poor girl is gonna be nekkid if’n she’s not careful…
Maybe if she didn’t eat so much she could fit into a dress without ripping it. In five years she’ll be as big as a house and some poor guy will go broke trying to feed her.
Plus, it appears she’s chilly.
I bet the Pelicans will be awesome must watch and the Lakers eat ass.
Nah, they learned after the Magic diagnosis.
How much for a incall?
if you gotta ask…..
She seems nice
Speaking of “Sack Dance”.
What?
What?
Who the hell has a pair of chairs just facing the window like that?
It’s a balcony
Nice sack dance
“If only that trainer had said that to me…”
– P. Manning
Norcal is not very right leaning
There’s a lot of darkness beneath the surface in the Bay Area and Northern California. Everything is not what it appears to be.
Economically, it’s the vanguard of some incredibly right-leaning policies that exist solely to make the rich even wealthier by having the state rob the poor and middle class while aggressively criminalizing poverty and eroding labor rights and safety nets. But wealthy LGBTQ people, defense contractors, and criminal banks sponsor Pride so people somehow buy these people’s own bullshit about them being liberal.
And the people in the woods are fucking tweakers and libertarian assholes just like in rural Oregon and Washington.
Robbie plated Gould
Apparently we can squarely blame the crystal meth epidemic on Third Eye Blind and their song Semi-Charmed Life ?
Well I’m not gonna take the blame.
Which week will #ThePauls install tackling in their defensive package?
If there is a God, Trump and his whole family get reincarnated as a Yazidis family. That Orange cunt deserves something worse then death.
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Evening Folks
How bout dem Boys
let the record show i watched the entire game on DFO. I dont jump on after its all clear like some ass munches do.
Sir.