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Your “I’m Just Here For The Dolphin Slaughter” NFL Football Open Thread
Perusing team stats it’s remarkable how playing the Fins skews pretty much everything from ‘good’ to ‘wowzers!’. Average rushing yards, sacks, pressures, passes defended-it…
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Your “Look Who Came Crawling Back!” Thursday Night Football
Yeah, Melvin Gordon is back in the cranky, hardline bosom of the Spanos family. It’s about time a rich white cabal won a showdown…
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Your “You Know, For Your First Time, That Wasn’t Half Bad” Monday Night Football Open Thread
As The Hippo-ster mentioned earlier, that was a mighty fine Sunday of the footballing… Fallout- -The phenomenal play of the Panthers Kyle Allen has…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
People come in all kinds of shapes and sizes. From my perspective the challenge becomes how to use their disadvantages against them. I won’t…
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Your “Pass That Torch!” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
TO THE (late) GAMES! Panthers/Cards: Things don’t look very good for Kyle Allen. The left side of his line is in lousy shape and…
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Your “On To Victory! (*Not Applicable To Jets or Fins)” Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
Why don’t teams have V-L-T (or draw) records? How did the short and curt ‘win’ win out? Is it because ‘victory’ is a bit…
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Your “I Made It All The Way To Thursday For This?” Thursday Night Open Thread
Wow. This game. THIS GAME. It’s got ‘turgid’ written all over it, don’t it? But we’ll make the most of it as we always…
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Your “Come On Down, You’re The Next QB Up!” Monday Night Football Open Thread
So I was listening to the fantasy football channel on my way home from work today (not a sponsor) when I heard a yeller…
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Your “Birds of a Feather Something, Something, Blather” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
I could feel something constricting around my neck, tighter and tighter. I opened my eyes and less than a foot away from me was…
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Your “Let’s Keep It Moving, Folks” Later Sunday Football Open Thread
Only three games to preview in this window but dare I say that we don’t have a dumb throwaway game in the troika? Can…