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Your “Oy! What’s This Then?” Sunday Morning Football Open Thread
I’m glad that the NFL heard my wailings and gnashing of teeth last week and ended up scheduling a morning game. And by ‘heard’,…
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Your “Practice Squad? More Like Suicide Squad, Amirite?” Thursday Kristallnacht Football Open Thread
What is there to say? This game is not for the gentle of soul, nor the weak of stomach, the loose of bowels, the…
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Your “Who Could be Calling at This Hour, Honey?” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Let’s get right to it, shall we? Fallout: -The Potato Skins-classy as ever-living fuck. Poor old Jay certainly had it coming but GM Bruce…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
On these cool, crisp afternoons I like to do a bit of driving. I’m not by any means a ‘fall colours’ kinda guy but…
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Your “Two Whole Games?!” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
If the London Game had been an early morning affair, yes, I get it. I’d be totally fine with that. But this is ‘our’…
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Your “But I Wanted a Quadruple-header!” Sunday Football Open Thread
T’aint fair! The NFL giveth with the one hand and taketh away with the other. AS ALWAYS! Hey, as long as I’m shouting… TO…
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Your “Twice in a Row Would be Nice” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
There were some fool-adjacent blowhards last week (me) that yakked from their gum disease-riddled mouths to the top of their phlegm-soaked lungs that last…
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Your “Does This Look Rushed? Because It Is” Monday Night Football Open Thread
No time to talk! Fallout: -Vontaze Burfict will be given the rest of the season off to not think about what he did to…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Business is brisk at The Salvation Army store on Sundays. It wasn’t always this way, hell it wasn’t even open on Sunday before I…
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Your “Perfectly Adequate, Nothing More” NFL Football Open Thread
None of these tilts strike me as that compelling but what do I know? I was dead wrong about the Thursday Nighter. AND AS…