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Your “Let’s Get It Started!” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
That’s a Black-Eyed Peas tune, isn’t it? Well, at least I didn’t reference I Gotta A Feeling like I just did. Damnit! TO THE…
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Your “WEVENGE! Faux-Narrative” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Oh, sure Adrian Peterson has yakked a bit about getting back at the old club but there’s other stuff out there about all the…
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Your “It’s World Series Eve!” Monday Night Football Open Thread
What, you thought I was going to reference this bukkakke-ganza of a game in the title? For shame… Fallout: -It would seem that Matt…
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Your “1-4, Northern Ontario Hobos At The Bye” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Last season was good. I won’t deny that. My only setback was at the switchyard when I ran into… complications. Ahh, no harm done-to…
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Your “It’s Four O’Clock, Do You Know Where Your Games Are?” NFL Football Open Thread
They’re right here where they always are you silly billy! We at Door Flies Open would never let you down. No matter how bad…
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Your Sunday Early Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Yeah, I know westies, it’s still morning out there. But for just once could those of us in the eastern time zones pretend that…
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Your “Will There be Scoring? Oh Yeah, There’ll be Scoring” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Man, there’s so little going on out there sports or football-wise but I did see that the on-going tankification of the Fins continues unabated.…
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Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
I’ve taken to walking the winding trails outside town this fall. It’s hard to do in the spring because the paths are so muddy…
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Your “But Wait! There’s More!” Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
TO THE GAMES! (yet again) Niners/Rams: Hey, the NFC West is getting verrrry interesting these days, isn’t it? I’d like to personally thank Shanny…
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Your “Meanwhile, Back In America” Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
Not very pretty, is it? TO THE GAMES! Seahawks/Browns: [mumbles to self] I’m getting very tired of WordPress not recognizing ‘Seahawks’ as a word. Qb…