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Your “You’ll Watch ‘The Battle of Jersey’ and You’ll Like It!” Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
God, it’s been so long since we chatted about my fantasy money leagues! Well, I’m doing good-1st in one at 7-2 (highest scorer and…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
T’was a long weekend as far as the footballing was concerned so let’s check on the- Fallout- -Out for the year are D-Jax and…
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Your “FINALLY!” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Back in the summer I had an idea. “Always look ahead”, my dad said and that advice has served me oh-so-well. I dropped in…
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Your “Keep it Going!” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Okay, if you’ve been with us since the start we’ll look the other way if you deem it necessary to take a nap. You…
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Your “Let The Good Times Continue To Roll” NFL Football Open Thread
There’s more? There’s more. TO THE GAMES! Potato Skins/Bills: The extremely raw yet not-ready rook qb Dwayne Haskins will get his helmet handed to…
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Your “I’d Rather be Bog Snorkeling” Sunday Morning London NFL Football Open Thread
What? You didn’t think I’d make some sort of lame Brexit joke, did you? My lame jokes are all my own, friend. Well, here…
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Your “Use Your Words!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
[kicks empty vodka bottles under couch, turns around] Oh hey, didn’t see you there. Gotdamn! A lot of stuff happened today and I can’t…
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Your “Step Right Up, Good Seats Still Available!” Monday Night Football Open Thread
A partially-closed DeShaun Watson eye scans the NFL… Fallout: -Kenyan Drake is off to the desert. He’ll likely get the start on Thursday night…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
I looked down at my battered cardboard suitcase and smiled. My larger-than-average pocketknife (his name is ‘Buck’) was nestled inside his sheath which was…
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Your “Movin’ On Up!” Late Slate NFL Football Open Thread
That early slate was something wasn’t it? (is composing this at 9am EST) It had all kinds of this and more than a little…