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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread

Of course it was all over the local papers and even made the regional news broadcast. When things go right there’s never much fuss…

Thank goodness they staggered the two games on offer, huh? And the featured game is between two teams that the majority of football fans…

Just over the horizon I can see the fantasy playoffs looming and those of you at 5-6 better get your collective shit together sooner…

Dontcha love ready-made excuses? I myself have used, “The water was really cold”, “Uh, sorry. I guess I drank too much”, “The dog ate…

These food drives are a pain in the ass, especially on a blustery, snowy day like this. Door to door, house to house-there’s maybe…

[looks at late slate offerings] Oof! This slate is a bit of a skinny one, isn’t it? Ah, we’ll make the best of it…

It’s not a good joke but it’s better than my “The Hills Have Eyes” riff that I couldn’t quite put together. TO THE GAMES!…

Yeah, up here in The Canada Don Cherry was fired because his last windy rant included the phrase ‘you people’. He was talking about…

It was mid-July and I got the bug again. Usually I never know when, specifically, it’ll hit but this one is a bit different.…

It really does have a pronounced effect when one doesn’t have to hear about the goat-ness of Tom and the greatness of Bill. Food…