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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
Yowza! Looks like we’ve got a stinker tonight but we’ll muddle through as always. Some of you (me) just might need 8.6 points from…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
The miles sure have piled up these last few days. Like that old saying goes, I just had to get out of Dodge. A…
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Your “Hallelujah or Heartbreak?” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Did Fitzmagik come through? I’ve no way of knowing because I’m writing this at 10am EST and I can’t see the past from this…
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Your “It’s The Playoffs For You And Me” Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
Did you squeak in? Did you get a bye? Tell us how it all went right/wrong down below. Me? I’ve got a bye in…
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Your “Let’s Wrap This Week Up With Another Great Game” Monday Night Football Open Thread
It’s been a great run, hasn’t it? We’ve seen plenty of favourites fall, plenty of lousy squads win and seen a few heavyweight battles…
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Your “And Now For The Letdown” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Perhaps I spoke hastily. The Pre-Vegas/K.C. tilt could and should have a fair amount of scoring so that’s nice. But the other two? Definite…
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Your “I’m Still Enjoying Alabama’s Tears” NFL Football Open Thread
The only good thing the state of Alabama has is football and now they don’t even have that. So, Crimson Tide fans, cram that…
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Your “Old JJ Tantrum Watch in Full Effect” Thursday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
The downtown Sudbury railyard is a bit of an eyesore but it’s my eyesore. It’s a little puppy compared to the Symington Yard in…
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Your “If It Looks And Acts Like A Turkey…” Thanksgiving Day Football Open Thread
Welcome one and all to our annual Thanksgiving Day Open Threadganza! If you’ll just look under your seats you’ll find a little treat we…
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Your “Tripping? I’ll Show You Some Real Tripping!” Monday Night Football Open Thread
I’m the last guy to advocate for the Cowboys in any way whatsoever but two tripping penalties in one game? NFL refs are so far up…
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