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Your “It’s Almost Over And We Learned So Little” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Shall we get right at it? We shall. TO THE GAMES! Jets/Bills: [shakes head] The Jets won 6 games? How? Anyhow, it’s not a…
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Your “I Didn’t Want To Win Anyway!” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Guh! My money team that rampaged thru the regular season and was then decimated by injuries is being destroyed in the championship. I’d have…
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Your “Give Me More” Late Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Did you like the earlier offerings? They tried their very best ya know. Well, except for those that didn’t. Some just don’t have the…
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Your Early Slate of NFL Games
TO THE GAMES! JAX/ATL: This game is silly. Why? BAL/CLE: I hear the sound of many Browns fans dying little tiny deaths. No one…
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Your “Wasn’t That A Party?” Saturday Evening NFL Football Open Thread
The wife’s family on her mom’s side is a behemoth-the granny, being a good French Catholic and all, had eight (?) kids so she…
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Your “Can They Actually Do It?” Saturday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
I did everything right. I was smart about it. I had Cookie Monster as a starter and grabbed the handcuff Mattison in case things…
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Your “History In The Making?” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Heckfire! That was a great day of football yesterday. So many twists, turns, silliness and what have you. If you haven’t, you must read…
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Your Hobo-Free Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Killing is hard. It takes a toll-not only on the prey but also on the perpetrator. And that’s why there’s a one week moratorium…
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Your Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Here’s hoping that none of my guys defecated the bed during the early slate. TO THE GAMES! Jags/Raiders: Jacobs is listed as questionable and…
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Your “Fantasy Semi-Finals Ahoy!” NFL Football Open Thread
Just don’t tell me your league has their final on week 17 because that’s plain silly. TO THE GAMES! Pats/Cincy: As per the usual,…
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