Heckfire! That was a great day of football yesterday. So many twists, turns, silliness and what have you. If you haven’t, you must read Hippo’s recap for no other reason that it’s handy to be fluent in a second language. Let’s head on over to…
Fallout:
Punditbots, having heard the news that Josh Gordon was suspended indefinitely again are insisting for the nth time that, “Oh, he’s done. He’ll never play in this league again!” They then sat up on their hind legs and begged for a treat from Roger Goodell. Thing is, Gordon has a degree from the University of Phoenix and he will once again rise from the hash. (does anyone smoke hash anymore?)
-The news says that Chris Godwin is done-just after Evans was shut down for the year last week. As a Jameis owner I’m not the least bit worried. He is a relentless passing machine that, after getting at least one intercept out of the way in the 1st quarter, will go on to garner multiple 6 spots. It’s just that the names will be different.
-After trouncing the Fins the Giants front office released a statement that said, “You can take our #2 spot in the draft when you pry it from our cold, dead, well-manicured hands!” They are still on track despite winning because they have a lousier strength of schedule than the Lions, Potato Skins and Fins.
TO THE GAME!
Colts/Saints:
With two TD tosses Old Breezy leapfrogs Brady and ties Manning for most career thingys. He’ll likely get there and beyond with the help of Micheal Thomas, who happens to be chasing Marvin Harrison’s record of 143 catches in a year. Thomas is at 121 with a few games to go but most importantly, is being ‘defended’ by Pierre Desir who is allowing an embarrassing 67% catch rate.
Fight to the death in the comments!
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