Your “If It Looks And Acts Like A Turkey…” Thanksgiving Day Football Open Thread

Welcome one and all to our annual Thanksgiving Day Open Threadganza! If you’ll just look under your seats you’ll find a little treat we placed there. (and no, we didn’t place a security camera in the room while we were there, you silly billy! How could we profit from endless hours of you scratching your butt?) You can type here as you pretend to look at real estate listings on the other side of the damn country, away from your incessant naggin! I’ll never be like Spencer because I’M NOT SPENCER! Will your mother ever understand? Or you could feign looking up foster homes in the area-maybe that’ll give the kids some pause for thought before they inevitably end up breaking something else. Don’t for a second think you don’t have options.

TO THE GAME!

Bears/Lions:

I’m not sure this is a game intro or a pre-obituary for ex-Purdue qb David Blough. He’s the rook qb that is taking his first NFL snaps today versus a Bears D that has a habit of burying his kind. But I’m sure Coach Mangy has him well prepared what with the two walk throughs he was given with the first team earlier this week. The good news is that he has a very good chance of not being the worst qb on the field today because there is a TruthBiscuit out there somewhere. Both these squadoos have tons of injuries so the quality of play might not be up to the usual standard (heh!) we’ve become accustomed to on this most holy of footballing days.

Speak to us of what is in your oven, on your table/agenda. We Must Know!