Your “Does This Look Rushed? Because It Is” Monday Night Football Open Thread

No time to talk!

Fallout:

-Vontaze Burfict will be given the rest of the season off to not think about what he did to Jack Doyle. Somebody cue up Shirley Bassey’s History Repeating.

-The lesser-known (outside of the Rockies area) Chubb, Brad, is gone for the year.

-The even lesser-known (not to me) Ryan Connelly, rook lb for the Giants is gone as well after posting an 8 tackle, 1 interception and 1 sack stat line. Goddamnit!

-Josh Allen is in concussion protocol and will likely be back in three weeks after the Bills lose to the Titans, then take a bye, and end up with a more Buffalo-like 3-2 record.

-Unfrozen Caveman QB Darnold has been cleared to start throwing the old rock again. No word on whether spears are allowed just yet.

-Hey, if you invested in Bruce Arian’s O in the form of wr’s Godwin and/or Evans, congrats! You’ve got the 3rd and 4th highest scoring wideouts in fantasy.

TO THE GAME!

Cincy/Pitt:

Qb Dalton is rather spotlight averse. He’s lost his last four Monday Nighters, has never won on Sunday night and, well, there is that 0-4 mark on his reputation as far as playoff games are concerned. His counterpart Mason Rudolph is a bit of an unknown quantity but early reviews indicate that he’s not good at the deep ball or intermediate routes but that short checkdown pass is in his wheelhouse. I see plenty of handoffs so you fellas out there that are depending on heretofore incredibly shitty James Conner to win you your fantasy matchup just might have lucked into something.

Go get ’em!