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Your “Let’s Do Some Playoffs” Saturday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Dearest Elizabeth, I hope this letter finds you well. I hope that Dolly successfully calved by now. Please give all my love to Bathsheba,…
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Your [stretches arms out] “Ahhh! First Day of the Year” New Year’s Day Night Open Post
Most under-rated day-drinking day of the season must be today. If you’re not an amateur that’s waking up in a strange place with your…
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Your Very Last Regular Season Game and Corresponding Open Thread
I love rail yards. Always have. I grew up near one and as a kid and I was fascinated by all the trains coming…
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Your “Yeah, I’ll Have a Second Helping” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
Food and football go together like water off a duck’s back, right? Let’s go back, Jack and do it again. Chargers/Broncos: When I was…
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Your “Shall I Compare These Games To A Summer’s Day?” Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
Naw, I don’t think so-it’s already been done by Shakey The Sphere and that was some time ago. Let’s compare each of these games…
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Your Xmas Eve/Monday Night Football Combo Thread
Whine/Rant Alert: Okay, there’s a bunch of sports-hungry folks that have the day off today. Imagine them (me) sitting down in front of the…
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Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
The thing that they never talk about when they talk about the homeless from what I can remember, is the boredom. When you’re not…
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Your Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Has the playoff picture become clearer after the noon-ish tilts? I’m guessing that the answer is, if not ‘no’, then ‘kinda’. Well, get thee…
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Your “Guess Which Games Count, Ha, Ha, Ha” Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
Let’s dig in right away shall we? I’m running late. TO THE GAMES! Bengalis/Brownies: Cincy is without both wr’s Green and Boyd so if…
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Your “Womb for one more? Of course!” Saturday Night Football Open Thread
I’ve been in this doctoring game for some time but I’d never seen a patient like this one. She explained that she’d been through…
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