It’s Your “Hope She’s Not A Blow-Out” Fins/Pats Thread

Mia @ NE: Hope. I remember when I felt that. It was quite a long time ago but then a marriage and kids came along and it all came crashing down. The Dolphins and their dozens of fans are feeling that very same thing right now. Don’t tell them that Brady has never lost at home to them. Don’t tell them that Brady has had his biggest games TD-wise and yards-wise against them. It wouldn’t be right. Let them enjoy the fact that they crushed two lousy teams like pretty much everyone else has. You know what my doctor tells me when I’m under the weather?-“take one Texans and one Titans and I guarantee you’ll feel better immediately”. Tannehill, Miller and Campbell are getting ball-washed in the media but there’s the small matter of Cameron Wake that must be addressed. He’d been limping through the season with a hamstring pull and finally got better during the bye week. This has resulted in him collapsing his side of the line and grabbing 6 sacks in those last two victories. On the New England side of things RB Lewis is expected to play and the Pats are expected to win. Big. Look, it’s always nice to see a team get up off the dirt and start hitting back but after this game the Fins get the Bills and the Eagles on the road and a Romo-full Cowboys team at home. Welcome back to Mudville, Miami.

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Brick Meathook
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Hi MTWV. I’m up because I live on the west coast. This is Stella Stevens, photographed for Playboy magazine in 1962. She is a year older than my mother. I’m old enough to be your father. Therefore, Stella Stevens is old enough to be your grandmother. Enjoy!
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Thanks dad for posting the woman you masturbated to? I mean I borrowed from a complete collection living at my grandparents so maybe I should mean ‘too’?

I need to stop smoking cigs and checking in. I have shows I am already behind on.

Brick Meathook
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You also have chores to do. I’m reading the obituary pages looking for friends of mine and whacking to Stella Stevens at the same time. I am trying to teach you things.

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I will defuse your 4 min ago joke before you can make it

Brick Meathook
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See? You’re learning.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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I was gonna post a SFW boob pic, but then got lost after I looked up peruse to make sure I was using it right in the rest of the content of the post. It is both its synonym and antonym.

http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/peruse

Martin
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Nerd

Brick Meathook
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Croooow
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Croooow

Anyone else watching Oregon-Arizona State? 55-55 going into Triple OT.

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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BrettFavresColonoscopy
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Looks like I missed nothing and too much all at once

Martin
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No surprises this time.

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Brick Meathook
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Porky Prime
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Porky Prime

Fap if you believe!

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Martin
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Did someone say trap?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The old school Chargers mascot was better.

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theeWeeBabySeamus
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Ahem…
Pussy on pussy violence.

/drops mic

Beastmode Ate My Baby
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This dog is obviously one of us.

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Porky Prime

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SonOfSpam
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Party foul for party puppy.

Also, damn, I been there.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

SonOfSpam
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All the Arizona St. players are named Tillman. Either they’re making some kind of statement, or Tempe has turned into Rock Ridge.

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Someone should get a shitload of dimes just in case.

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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Needs more frontier gibberish.

SonOfSpam
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Howard Johnson is right!

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I see Jeff Dunham has a new hour-long special on Comedy Central:

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SonOfSpam
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If I had a DVR (I don’t have a DVR), I would program it to record Jeff Dunham, then learn all it could about the man, and deal with him Skynet-style.

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