Oh, Hai! Yep we have substitute teachers all over this Sunday! They selected the two futbol freaks who also have mental problems when it comes to their respective NFL teams. I believe Rev was laughing at me pacing like a lunatic last year in Vegas during an Eagles game. During this visit
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Substitute Week 12 Late Afternoon Window Thread
We laughed, we cried, we maybe self-abused and then took a nap. Disgusting perverts. Here's your sub-optimal, 3-game late window: Donks (-5.5) at Raiduhs (4:05, CBS) It would be very, very Denver Broncos to break Vegas' 6-game, putrid losing streak. But it's really just a matter of containing Brock Bowers (dunno if they
Substitute Week 12 Early Window NFL Thread
Good morning, reprobates. Scotchy had some fresh hobos to skinfamily bidness to take care of, so y'all stuck with me. You get paroled for SNF, when Litre takes over. To the action! Vikings (-3.5) at Bearistocrats (Fox) Touch of Downs continues to show signs of hard regression to the paste-eater we all
JV NFL for 23 Nov 2004 (Late)
JV NFL for 23 Nov 2004 (Early)
FYI, Bournemouth/Brighton (10:00, USA) and City/Spurs (12:30, NBC) are reasonable enough watches. Indiana (+13.5) at tOhio State (Noon, Fox) Hoosiers finally get their big test. Maybe too big? Let's hope they come good (PHRASING), anyway. Ole Miss (-10) at Florida Men (Noon, ABC) Gators will be feeling their oats coming off last week's humbling
16 Nov 2024 – JV NFL Thread (Part 2)
Huzzah, we are back for another helping: Arizona State (+8.5) at Unded Bill Snyders (7:00, ESPN) Poor little Sparky, 7-2 and absolutely nobody is buying it. Oregon (-14) at Wisconsin (7:30, NBC) Another week, another super-extensive, prime-time turd for NBC. On top of Notre Dame playing a schedule that would make a decent high
16 Nov 2024 – JV NFL Thread (Part 1)
No EPL this morning, international break. Here is your lukewarm tofu-based menu for today: Steerfuckers South (-13.5) at Pig Sooey (Noon, ABC) I can't figure the Hawgs out, but here's hoping they make a better showing today than I expect. Team Secular Big Love (+11.5) at Colorado (Noon, Fox) Utes keep coming up short,
Night of Eternal Darkness JV Thread
Fuck off, humanity. Also, STILL none of us deserve cheerleader pics. Alabama (-3) at LSU (7:30, ABC) Playoff elimination game, and the type of fixture where Brian Kelly tends to step on a rake. Washington (+13) at Paedo State (8:00, Peacock) Be nice if tOSU would beat these jackasses for the 2nd straight week,
Guess I Will Keep Doing These – 9 Nov JV Preview
Evening of Nothingness Open Thread
Hey, if you thought Dayime Slate was rough, wait until you see what Satan's got cooking LATE! Bonfire Cult (-3) at South Cakalaky (7:30, ABC) I'm a little surprised A&M is favoUred here. Does one REALLY trust them in a nighttime road fixture, against a mid-level SEC opponent? I sure doesn't. Troi Boiz
November 2024 Spawned – Weak Footy Slate
THREE SHORT DAYS before the possible self-implosion of American society as we know/love/tolerate it. And we can't even get a full, distracting slate of fixtures. OK, Barcodes and Gooners to start (8:30, USA) ain't too bad. But then USA shows...Sham Town and Everton?? (11:00). Even HIPPO won't enjoy watching that car
